Isn't she lovely.

Isn't she lovely
Isn't she wonderful?
Isn't she precious?
Less than one minute old.

Stevie Wonder is like a legend, man. He writes awesome songs. Like the above one, he wrote a song about his newborn daughter Aisha. Why didn't my parents write a song for me? ='( Anyone who wants to listen to it, lay it on me and i'll holla.


Anyway, that's not why you are all here.


You all wanna know how my big virgin night out at MOS (Ministry of Sound, not to be confused with the japanese burger joint) was.

I guess what a dear friend told me says it all.


"So this is what cool kids do on weekends? Not staying home and masturbating? Because so far i don't see the difference."

-Some retard

OH SOME RETARD, you crack me up.

Anyway, this tale that ends with me going home and sleeping with wax in my hair ALL BEGINS when coicoi, seetho, rawbean and myself met to hang at MOS.

It wasn't so crowded when we went in, in fact it was pretty empty. about 4-5 black people dancing in smoove (the RnB area)

in about 45mins it was so packed i could have randomly stuck my hand out and had a 99% chance of grabbing a boob or a butt (male or female) along the way.

Not that i did.

Anyway first we got ourselves some drinks. I drank a lime vodka, which i liked. Which totally rocks, because i only drink fruity girl's drinks. I felt alittle lightheaded but not high.

Robin drank like a fish. He had a lime vodka, a vodka shot and he shared a jug of dunnowhat with seetho.

It's no wonder he danced like a drunken ah beng. :P

I danced like a wild stallion. Like a beautiful phoenix spreading it's wings.





Actually more like that. Cool aint i? :D

Overall it was really fun. I can't wait to go again. Dancing is really fun. =)

To all the people who i asked to come along but didn't, i hope you do next time! Bonding is best done over a drain and puking together.

XXOOXxOoXx

Kiss kiss, hug hug, kiss, little kiss, hug, little hug, kiss, little kiss.


HOMG! slackest day ever! BOTH my bosses were on leave YOWZA! I promise never to say "yowza" again guys, if you dont come for like another week. That'll just be super-dee-duper!

That's a screenshot of my Kingdom of Loathing character. Pretty cool, lvl 8 in a coupla days. Sitting around playing KoL is awesome.

9:05 p.m

Now i feel terrible. I spent a day skivving because my boss didn't come, and she asked me about it on msn. And i'm not the best subject changer.

bugger off says:
yr story done?
- Kuanyi was Kuanyi till the very end. [ I'll show you my goodbye guns. ] says:
almost
bugger off says:
how was yr rest day?
- Kuanyi was Kuanyi till the very end. [ I'll show you my goodbye guns. ] says:
rest day?
bugger off says:
since i nt ard to breathe down yr neck
- Kuanyi was Kuanyi till the very end. [ I'll show you my goodbye guns. ] says:
i dont know what you're talking about!
- Kuanyi was Kuanyi till the very end. [ I'll show you my goodbye guns. ] says:
that's crazy talk!

[talking about other stuff]


bugger off says:
does lai chow have anything for u to do
- Kuanyi was Kuanyi till the very end. [ I'll show you my goodbye guns. ] says:
she kept calling me gay!
bugger off says:
OK...

And then that was all.

The guilt cuts at me like a million... stabbing things. the sharp things, you know.



I'm a filthy liar.

9.11p.m

So i saw that ad for cereal on channel 5, where the kid refuses to eat cereal under the guise of "eagleman." Anything is worth a shot.

My mom to me: "Kuanyi, do the dishes."

Kuanyi: "I AM EAGLEMAN. EAGLEMAN DOESN'T WASH DISHES."


The kid's mom in the show didn't call him an "ugly excuse for a son" ='(

she smiled and gave him koko krunch DAMMIT!

OMFG these guys ROCK!

YOSHAAA!!!

i bring a new youtube vid from my fave band, Bump of Chicken! Guaranteed to have you singing "OH YEAAH... AH OW!"

lyrics for those who dont understand.

So why am i in such a good mood today? Why am i asking questions that i'm going to answer? Who the hell knows. But yes!

New article!

The reason i'm so happy is that my first ever article has become the 2nd most viewed article on the Channel 5 website of ALL time! That's pretty awesome! Okay, it's REALLY AWESOME. I'm totally sweet and cool. OH YES, BOW BEFORE ME MINIONS! BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIOR PENMANSHIP!

i'm really sleepy from dancing and shouting "IN YO FACE, IN YO FACE" at everyone. I got whipped again in dota too, which definitely isnt helping.


I shall write more tomorrow once i pry my eyelids open.

I commit hate crimes out of love <3

One time i stabbed a porcupine. What? Oh. Abit shaken, but okay after a few days. Wait.. you mean the porcupine? That poor bastard.


Sorry im being so lame but i just wrote a few hundred word article on a total bimbo *BEEP* so im entitled to a moments reprise. Venture forth, into my realm of insanity! Let us drink and make merry, and wake up with tattoos in places we never knew could get tattooed.

Where would be a place you never knew could get tattooed? Tough one, hrm. Off the bat i'd say 'Teeth'.

Ooh. Interesting development. Here i was thinking that i was going to bullshit my way to another extra post, but my co worker (chow chow the amish) came over and GAVE me a compass! Okay, those amongst you who pictured those movie moments where the old grand dad gives his grandson a compass and tells him to go wherever the wind takes him BANISH THE THOUGHT. She told me to take it and go gay hunting. I will keep the snazzy compass, and IGNORE her insensitive gay remarks. So what if it is a cheap piece of LOST merchandise. Someday when i get lost in the forest while hunting nude flasher bears* IT WILL SAVE MY LIFE

Thats all for now i guess. I'll bring some neato stuff next time. GRAAAAH


*: THEY ARE REAL, NO MATTER WHAT THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU.

One time at band camp

Because you fags never go to my deviantart.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36304940/

I AM SO PROUD OF MY LATEST WORK!!!!1111
I've been really busy with work lately with no time to draw or CG, this was a good weekend for me to really kick back and go crazy with me tablet like the good ol' days. When it was just me and her.. and we'd tear up da streets and go home drunk and wake up with illegitimate children =')

I wrote a poem in anticipation for Pirates of the Caribbean 2, and also Alcoholics Anoynomous sponsored my research done to come up with this poem so i included them abit.

Aye me mateys!
Aye, aye, ale.
Drunk!
It's a Pirates life for me.
I'LL FOCK YO UP FO REAL IN DA HIZZOUSE.

So the last part had nothing to do with pirates =/ DO NOT RESTRAIN MY POETIC TALENTS WITH THE SHACKLES YOU CALL "THEMES"!

Why am i so artsy today. Oh well got to go. Beethoven's masterpieces aint gonna play themselves in the sydney orchestra by themselves :)

Lemon biscuit breath

2 posts in 2 days... my boredom has outdone itself.

AAAaaaannnyway, i want to introduce you all to my favourite band.

Actually, i have 2 favourite bands.

my first favourite band is FLOW. they are a japanese punk rock group. They are funny and make me feel good.

That isn't as gay as it sounds.


My other favourite band, which i will be featuring, is BUMP OF CHICKEN. What is a bump of a chicken? Do chickens have bumps? who the hell knows. But they rucking fock.



I know.. i know... they look gay. They aren't. They are super famous in Japan and they get babes ALL THE TIME. I would give my kidney and my sister to watch them live.

I guess what i like best about them is their lyrics, and good guitar sounds. Here are some extracts (translated, of course.)

From their song, Snow Smile.

fuyu ga samukutte hontou ni yokatta
kimi no hieta hidari te wo
boku no migi poketto ni omaneki suru tame no
kono ue nai hodo no riyuu ni naru kara

Translation:

I'm really glad winter is so cold
because it gives a simple reason
to invite your chilly left hand into my right pocket.

=') I might post the youtube of this song, but some other time.


I actually only know 5 of their songs: Snow smile, Planetarium, Sailing Day, K and Only Lonely Glory, even though i use to have 5 of their albums. But all of those songs are special to me. The lyrics (when translated) are all very meaningful and i relate well to the lyrics, not like your average american song because they all are either about love or hate. and cheesy love. Every fuckin american song has the rhyming words "you" and "too" in them.




This is their song, Only Lonely Glory. Strange title, yeah, but the lead singer can play the guitar feckin well.


Lyrics to the song.


That's all for now. BUGGA WAGGA BUH BUH BUH, I AM A BOY.

I WANNA FRY AWAY

So here i am, killin time writing a big ass post. I bring a picture of my desk today. It's not much, okay who am i kidding i've seen better working conditions in concentration camps, but i have ONE decorational item. My colleague gave it to me. For the retards amogst us, i'm referring to the SHARKS NO SWIMMING sign. It makes me look dangerous. But somehow i feel the sign could be misunderstood to mean that sharks aren't allowed to swim here. GUR-BLEAGH.



That aside, i'd like to talk about my new anime obsession, my guilty indulgence for when i reach home, tired and looking like i got swallowed by a hippo and spat back out. EUREKA SEVEN. Its about kids on flying surfboards, robots on flying surfboards, and... uhh... alien and human cross species love <3

Yep. green haired girl, ALIEN. DUMBASS KID, it never occured to him shes an alien. For crying out loud, green hair, purple eyes, cold blank stare, knows nothing about human society, you'd think he'd have figured it out the moment he met her. That aside, it has flying robots. VRROOM VROOM WHOOOSH neeeeow bububububbu I MAKE MY OWN SOUND EFFECTS.


So yeah the opening song for this anime i'm gonna feature is 'Taiyou no mannaka he", "to the center of the sun". It is a pretty cool rock song, and when Renton (tard boy) jumps out of the cockpit to save alien girl, the guitars wail and the lead singer screams I WANNA FLY AWAAAAAY in spectacular engrish. Why am i telling you? I'll show you.


What did i tell you? Flying surfing robots, inter species love <3