We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo

This picture is so related. It's about animals, and friends.
Perfect, because this post is sorta like a FAQ regarding the E6 class outing.


Why the zoo?! zomgwtfbbqs

Because me, zhi wei, coicoi, yl and dy had an msn mass convo to decide where go to. After talking cock for 2 hours, and getting alittle high, we decided on the zoo. The zoo is a fun place, if you can ignore the fact that it smells like crap.

Why should i go i haet all animeers zoo too hot lol
Because this is probably the last class outing we're gonna have. Guys going NS, girls going to work, coicoi getting deported to whichever goddamn place he drifted here from (no not rly). We spent 3 years together, let's have one last fun day :D

Your jedi mine treeks work on me i want to go. What to breeng? What to waer? How much? When?

What to bring:

Go back to primary school, go find the parent's permission slip, go see the things u need to bring printed on the back. These include:

Water bottle
Lame baseball cap (attachable doraemon propellor optional)
Money
Camera (if you have one)
Plaster/band-aid for when Terence hurts himself
E6 spirit! Distaste and hatred for all other classes also optional

What to wear:
T-shirt
Primary school PE shorts
Comfortable shoes for walking in (the zoo track is many many kilometers)

Price:
Zoo entry fee is $15, but i am trying to contact Mr.Liaw to give us our yearly $4, which will make it $11. But bring $$ for lunch. And possibly dinner.

When:
Thursday, 1st March (yeah i know i smsed wrong)
time not conspermed
Meeting place not conspermed

Any questions? Just ask me! >:3 Hope to see you guys thar! >:3

5000

Wha- ...uh, hey! You caught me off guard, suddenly appearing at my blog like this! I'm not equipped to deal with these kinda heart attacks!

Remember how i used to say "I may be poor in pocket, but i'm rich in fags friends?" Well now i'm rich in pocket, and rich in freaks friends! CNY haul this year was pretty good. Now i am 1 step closer to getting the money i need to uhh, buy those homeless kids some food. What? Homeless people need homes, not food? What do i look like to you, Gandhi?!

Anyway, i'm in a pretty good mood if you can't tell, because today is a special day. I mean, even though i spent 4 hours visiting people today, with my 7-year old cousin who asks me every 10 minutes WHY i'm 21 but still don't have a girlfriend, even though my sisters do! And even though when i returned home i found my Mom telling all my relatives how i whine to her about how LONELY and girlfriend-less i am. I mean, yeah, i'm ok. I'm unfazable. Even though i have spent the last 3 days trying, and trying, and TRYING to defeat that uber gay strong version of myself in Area 51 of God Hand but to no avail, not even coming close to whittling away 1/3 of his hp, i'm ok. No biggie. I am a rock. I am a fuckin' island.

Anyway, why am i in such a good mood! I could think of oh, reasons why. is a really great number, huh. .

For those morons out there, yes! My blog got hits! I think i started last April, so it's been what, 10 months? That's awesome, man. Thank you all for always reading my blog. Thanks to my cousin who cleverly helped save me from my mother's embarassing stories by telling my mom that she thinks my blog is funny. Thanks to me, who constantly refreshed my page 5 times today to get a screenie of number hit. Thanks for reading it when bored at FYP. When bored at IAP. When you need a laugh. When you need inspiration. When you feel the world is bullshitting you. When you feel you are always getting the short end of the stick, so you come to my blog to go "Oh, okay. Kuanyi's stick is even shorter."

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Dragon kick your ass into the milky way

Now this is a story all about how
My house got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit back, men,
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the dolls of Rozen.

In West Akihabara, born and raised,
In my bedroom was where I spent most of my days,
Surfing the Internet, fappin' all cool,
And having "traumatic events" to stay home from school,
When a little red doll with a pout on her face
Started giving orders like she owned the place.
She got in one little fight and put a rose ring on me;
She said "You're gonna be my servant now, so bring me some tea."

A few more dolls came and one should've been shot.
Her eyes were different colors and she said "desu" a lot;
If anything I could say that this doll was weird,
But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes to N-Field!"

I turned on the TV about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the girls
"Yo homes, Kun-kun's on!"

I counted my harem; it was going on ten,
With my sis, the neighbor girl, and the dolls of Rozen.



Who wrote that poem i don't know! But whoever it is, he/she is a genius. In case you don't know, it's referencing to the anime Rozen Maiden, and parodying the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" opening theme. Probably the only person who will get this is coicoi. He's the only person i know whos watched Rozen Maiden, and most probably fresh prince. I just posted this here cos i thought it was funny ;_;


Anyway, today i went back to playing godhand. In case you don't know, GOD HAND is THE BEST GAME OF 2006. FFXII sucked. All those GTA games were nothing to write home about. But GOD HAND is the biggest pwnage game i've ever played. The music is awesome, the fighting is stupendous, the cutscenes are orgasmic, my defense is impregnable, and my style is impetuous.

Since i have nothing better to do, i'll post the youtube of the ending credits here. The most BADASS ending credits ever. If it's too much i'll grovel at your feet, i beg for mercy when i feel the heat.


With that i end this short post. I'm just taking a break from God Hand, i just completed the game for the 3rd time in a single day. I'm trying to do some extra missions now, i completed all except area 51, the last one, which is so gay hard. You fight yourself, but much gayer, cos hes much gayer strong, and gayer fast, and gayer unlimited power ups. So gay.

When i defeat him i can view all cutscenes, and it will be the single greatest achievement of my life.

*hero victory pose*

Who scared who? Turtle vs Hammer

I was gonna put a really funny picture here, but then i realised i don't like any of you. So here's one of my sketches.


I should name this guy... just need to think of a name. Been doing alot of research on fight poses, reading alot of action mangas (Even tho it pains me so) And i kinda decided i wanna give him a sorta boxing/street brawling kinda fighting style :D Cos those are the coolest to draw and have the most impactful punches!

Anyhoo! What a week! While going to help yl get "stuff" (Manly "stuff", not tampons) we accidentally stumbled upon a subway branch.

At 230.

On Wednesday.

Any subway fan will know 3:00 on last Wednesday was their 10 cent sandwich offer thingy. Of course i knew, but i forgot. So you can imagine my joy and justifiably cocky behavior when we discovered we were gonna have to pay 10cents for lunch :D What's more, we paid with two 5 cent coins! bwahahaha!!!!!! I wanted to pay with a 50-dollar note, but i didnt have one on me.

Oh! And today i had an awesome presentation. The people we presented to said i presented good. And so was our project bwaaarrrh! We are so awesome. I'm gonna miss hangin' out with my SBM and SEG fwens. I mean, we made the perfect team. We had the "hardworking business student", the "gung ho foreign student", the "silent approver", and of course me, the "full of crap but somewhat charismatic retard". I sometimes wonder how i get away with half the shit i do. Maybe it's the way i pretend to be retarded, and people treat me as such :D The foreign student treated me to a sundae, which i gladly accepted :D

I'm really spamming the :D:D:D's today! Anyway, i'm sick of writing about my life. Next post is gonna go back to my usual routine of random crap you all love. Pwomise! Cross my heart, hope to die, hope my carcass gets torn apart by rabid rats who chew on my entrails.

Ugh. I nearly threw up reading my own description. HOW GREAT A WRITER AM I?!?!?!

SPAARTAANS!!!

I need a nickname.

A real nickname, not like, Twang "Retarded faggot" Kuanyi.

Everyone calls me the retarded faggot. I don't see why.

Nothing about me says "retard", or "faggot".

Maybe that's why i don't have a girlfriend. I need a masculine nickname.

Like, the K-dawg, the K-dozer, Kuantization.

Or maybe, Kuanyi-Sharky.

These are just some suggestions for the nicknames you guys can give me. Of course, i'm willing to bend over backwards and accept "KUANYI, LORD OF THE UNIVERSE, CREATOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FATHER TO US ALL."

Anyway sorry if i'm spazzin' out. See, i just watched an episode of Phua Chu Kang ("OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING," exclaimed the crowd in unison) which effectively lowered my IQ by 10 points. I can explain my behavior. You see, i am an alcoholic ("OH..")Sometimes, the alcohol makes me do or say things i wouldn't normally do. Like just yesterday, i got drunk on cheeky cherryade (Any alchoholic's drink of choice) and i shoved some kid into an amplifier at a Metallica concert.

Aside from me watching PCK (uggh) today, nothing of any interest occured today. I miss school. I miss spazzin' out there. Sometimes i think of the good times we had together, and i look in my "Fwens 4ever" scrapbook, and i cry, then i get a kleenex, then i grunt, moan alittle, and gasp, and then get another kleenex. But the good days are going to be over soon. Soon, i will be scrubbing toilets or the like in the army. Sometime soon, i'll be thanking the crapper fairies that today's shitters were kind enough to not crap in the showers. That'll be my special daily treat!

Today while on a pilgrimage to the mini-mart, i saw 3 kids playing by the pool. 1 malay, 1 chinese, 1 indian. All around the same age. First, the indian boy pushed the chinese boy into the pool. He wasn't much bigger or stronger, in fact the indian boy was the skinniest of the bunch, but the chinese boy went in anyway. Then the malay boy got pushed in again by the indian boy. By now, the chinese boy had managed to get out of the pool, and proceeded to laugh at the malay boy. Then the indian boy turned on the chinese boy again. The chinese boy looked scared and said "But you already pushed me in.." But the indian boy was relentless, he pushed the chinese boy in anyway.

Some of you, may just see some kids playing.

I see, just some kids playing.