15min post

So its 5:45 now, so i thought i'd kill time with a post. Today happens to be a slow day, yippee! My colleague asked me to trace and redraw a picture of a CNY dragon to put as a banner replacement for our NDP interim website. I told him it would take me 8 hours, when it took me like 3. Honestly i didn't do the best job i could, but i still think it came out pretty nice.



And then, because i have been a bad boy and haven't drawn in AGES, i did a quick piece, just to get my form back:



I found a new way to color faster and neater. Well... not that you can see it here, seeing as how almost the whole picture is in monochrome. But whatever. I'm learning new tricks! Booyah!

Hope i can find more time to draw. I want to become much, much stronger! But for now, i'm working on the template for this blog again. YES I KNOW I PUT IT OFF A LONG TIME! GOD!

I'm either going with something power ranger-esque, or something stellar. I'll see how it goes tomorrow.

PEACE OUT!

(So... this is what its like to make a post where you just state your day, with no frills? No extra rants and bad analogies?)

Everyone said you couldn't do it, and i kinda agreed

CONGRATULATIONS TER ON WINNING BEST MALE DANCER!

I can't believe how my pupil has grown. I will always remember his sweat drenched face, as he lay on the floor of my Dojo begging for a 5-min break. But i would tell him "NO. DID ELVIS STOP DANCING WHEN HE BECAME FAT? DID THE PEOPLE ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" STOP DANCING WHEN THEY THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T DANCE? DID THE LITTLE HAWAIIAN TOY GIRL ON MY CAR'S DASHBOARD EVER STOP DANCING?! NO!"

And then i watched his frail bud bloom into the wild rose it is today.

FABULOUS!

EVOLUTION! SHIIIINKAAA

Yesterday while playing foosball (table soccer) my colleague exclaimed "ARGH WHY CAN'T I BEAT YOU!!!!"

And i replied "BECAUSE YOU PLAY LIKE A DRUNKEN GIRL WITH LEUKAEMIA!"

Then he got all emo and sad. So i decided to shine a light into his heart. "FRET NOT, WEAK ONE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US AND MONKEYS?! HUMANS HAVE THE CAPACITY FOR INFINITE EVOLUTION! SHOW ME HOW YOUR FLOWER CAN BLOSSOM! RISE UP AND DEFEAT ME ONE DAY!"

He then nicely told me to 'fuck off', but i'm sure you get my point here.

TODAY'S TOPIC IS EVOLUTION!

You know i've been secretly eating burning coals everyday. This way, i will probably die early, but my kids will inherit a gene which says 'Shit, hot stuff in mouth burns throat, and burns tummy. We must immunize." THEREFORE MY CHILDREN WILL BE ABLE TO BREATHE FIRE! FUCK YES I AM THE BEST DADDY EVER

Actually thats not the real point of this post. Although i know all of you are pissing your pants thinking of my kids incinerating yours.

I have already evolved!

W-WHAT DID YOU SAY KUANYI?!

Yes, i have already gone through the process of evolution! I am now a higher being!

100% of you are now thinking "bullshit". Well okay, okay. Fine. PROOF! BEHOLD!

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I didn't even bother saying "Find me in the picture." Because its so damn easy. FIRSTLY, i'm way in front. and at the extreme corner. SECONDLY, there is this huge gap between me and the other kid, which is the first thing you notice in the picture. I found myself there in like 2 seconds.

NOW! YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME I HAVEN'T EVOLVED!

I'm stronger, faster, smarter, and above all, i have a better haircut!

W-what? Thats called "growing" and not evolving?!

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P.s: Thats me in primary one. I look angry because its 2pm and very hot and the sun is scorching my very eyeballs.

P.s2: Of all the fourty kids you see, i only remember roughly... 5. INCLUDING MYSELF.

P.s3: Next time i'll scan my sec 2 yearbook photo!

The thin cord representing my ability for logical thinking has snapped

SO!


SO SO SO SO SO so so so SO SO SO!

Didn't think i would blog again, didcha? WELL HERE I AM! SUPRISE!

I'm sorry kuanyikes (Thats what i call all of you, my fans!) for the lack of blogging. You see, the past few weeks have been an emotional roller coaster for me.

Well to be more precise, it was more like an emotional roller coaster which doesn't go up, but is eternally downward sloped TO HELL!

I guess you could say i was the S.S Kuanyi on an eternal shitstorm, with gales of sucktitude blowing in my sails, and rain of failure stinging my face like a million needles.

And unfortunately, even while writing this, there is little hope of me being able to yell out "LAND HO!" or "CHIPS AHOY!" (I'm very hungry right now)


I would like to go into greater details over my shitty week, but i am all out of bad analogies. Its like my mind is a plate of spaghetti, and a fat Italian named Luigi just polished it all off, and is now off for a night in the opera.

A Rude Awakening

BAD NEWS, KUANYI STEREOTYPES.

Well, actually aren't i the only one who falls in that category?!!!

I guess i could cast my net wider and say:

BAD NEWS, GOOD LOOKING, FUNNY, CAREFREE STEREOTYPES! (that includes me btw)

IT SEEMS WE HAVE ZERO APPEAL TO WOMEN.



No, no i'm serious! Its true!

I-I've always suspected... that girls don't ever think romantically of weird, funny guys as boyfriend material... but i didn't want to confront the horrible, sad truth.

WAY TO START THE NEW YEAR!

Anyway, here is the proof!



LOOK! LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN PICTURE!

This is a screenshot from a J Drama, Hanazakari no kimi tachi e.

Its about a girl who disguises herself as a guy in order to attend an all boys school. The actress is really cute too. Tomboys are awesome. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE CRAP ON TOP OF THE SHITCAKE!

Its knowing i have a 0/100000 shot in hell of ever scoring with a mouthy, energetic tomboy stereotype!

LOOK! LOOK! See that guy standing on her (our) left? The one with the double 'v'?

Hes the GOOD LOOKING, FUNNY, CAREFREE STEREOTYPE! (that includes me btw) Yup, we aren't so different, me and him. (I may be slightly better looking tho)

Anyway, look! You may think "Ha! He looks cheeky and fun to be around."

SORRY MATE, BUT THATS AS FAR AS YOU CAN GET WITH A GIRL!

Look at that cold hearted jackass on the right of the girl! No smile, no expression. His talking/air time ratio is horrible! BUT! HE GETS THE GIRL!

WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY!




BAD END.