Tuesday, January 01, 2008

A Rude Awakening

BAD NEWS, KUANYI STEREOTYPES.

Well, actually aren't i the only one who falls in that category?!!!

I guess i could cast my net wider and say:

BAD NEWS, GOOD LOOKING, FUNNY, CAREFREE STEREOTYPES! (that includes me btw)

IT SEEMS WE HAVE ZERO APPEAL TO WOMEN.



No, no i'm serious! Its true!

I-I've always suspected... that girls don't ever think romantically of weird, funny guys as boyfriend material... but i didn't want to confront the horrible, sad truth.

WAY TO START THE NEW YEAR!

Anyway, here is the proof!



LOOK! LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN PICTURE!

This is a screenshot from a J Drama, Hanazakari no kimi tachi e.

Its about a girl who disguises herself as a guy in order to attend an all boys school. The actress is really cute too. Tomboys are awesome. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE CRAP ON TOP OF THE SHITCAKE!

Its knowing i have a 0/100000 shot in hell of ever scoring with a mouthy, energetic tomboy stereotype!

LOOK! LOOK! See that guy standing on her (our) left? The one with the double 'v'?

Hes the GOOD LOOKING, FUNNY, CAREFREE STEREOTYPE! (that includes me btw) Yup, we aren't so different, me and him. (I may be slightly better looking tho)

Anyway, look! You may think "Ha! He looks cheeky and fun to be around."

SORRY MATE, BUT THATS AS FAR AS YOU CAN GET WITH A GIRL!

Look at that cold hearted jackass on the right of the girl! No smile, no expression. His talking/air time ratio is horrible! BUT! HE GETS THE GIRL!

WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY!




BAD END.

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