Saturday, April 21, 2007
Friday, April 13, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Who's saying hello to my pervert-pistol?
Today i want to tell you the truth behind the re-read value of my blog.
I seem to have alot of regular readers, which keeps me going.
If you are one of the regular readers, you may be wondering why you just can't stay away from my blog.
You think it's because i'm funny, and i open each post with a hilarious, mostly post-unrelated picture, that i address issues that "kids these days" can identify with.
Or maybe that you are obligated to read my blog, because you are my friend.
YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! +1 more WRONG for being WRONG 4 times in a row!
The truth is i put subliminal messages in all my posts. That's right, you think you are laughing at my jokes, but you aren't! You think you are bookmarking my site, you aren't! HAHAHA FOOLS I HAVE YOU COMPLETELY IN MY GRASP!
If you still don't believe me, here is some evidence!
extract of my blog, 100%
extract of my blog, 1600%
extract of my blog, 200000%If you still don't believe me, try not visiting my blog for two weeks!
Of course, you will probably spontaneously combust.
But hey, i'm no scientist.
Just a psycho subliminal message user who will someday use this blog to conquer the world.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
SPIN ON~ :3
Oh my God.
OH, my God.
Oh MY God.
Oh my GOD.
Yes i know i just said omg 4 times, each time emphasizing different words in the same sentence, but yeah, i just watched the most amazing anime ever.
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
I laughed. I cried. I got so pumped i thought i was gonna burst a vein. Now i'm gonna give the line that's gonna make sebastian and francois go watch this anime if they haven't already. FROM GAINAX, AND THE ANIMATORS OF FLCL. Yeah. They probably stopped reading here to go get the torrent. Fags.
Anyway the anime is so awesome because the guy on the left (Kamina) is the biggest badass i've ever seen. He is somewhere in my top ten of all-time favorite characters, from any book, movie or real life. He has the stupidest lines (Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!) And he strikes the freakin coolest poses ever. I think... uh oh... i think i'm turning gay for Kamina.
The boy in the middle is what sealed the deal for this anime. FLCL and NGE were chocked full of emo indecisive boys. Simon is neither emo or indecisive. For fear of giving away further spoilers, i will just leave it at that. GO DOWNLOAD AND WATCH THIS ANIME NAO.
Anyway, if anyone wondered why i haven't been online for a coupla days, i was in Malaysia for the weekend. I would tell you what happened there, but the mere thought of Malaysia makes me shiver and uncontrollaby urinate. (Yes, i was watching the movie Ransom cuz i was so bored).
Will write moar when i feel like it.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Its not like it's wedding on ice!
Did you know that the reception is gonna cost $80?!
WHAT $EIGHT-FUCKING-TY-FUCKING-DOLL-FUCKING-ARS?! ZOMG $^@$%@#!!!!!!111
Why are they getting married?! To make other peeples lives miserable?!
Yeah, its not like it's wedding on ice!
Why are they making crappy TV shows?! To make my life miserable!?
Yeah, its not like it's After Hours on ice!
Between Channel 5 showing that ad all day, and trying to pimp "The Dance Floor" to us, i have nothing in my heart but resent for ads. Why would i vote for the Dance Floor? Its not like it's dancing on ICE!
I'm sorry. I have sunken deep into paranoia thanks to The Number 23.
This is a picture of how i look now.
KUANYI (11,21,14,23,9) and my birthday (4,8) adds up to 23! ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!!1111
I literally shat bricks when i found out.
and then i sat in a corner and moaned in agony about the mindfucking i had just given myself.
But then, i decided to come over and blog because this isn't brick-shitting on ice!
Anyway, for those who i told, our dear friend Elmooooooooooooooooo has yet to reply once i pasted the link to the site to him on IRC. Once he does, or doesn't, im gonna rofl and share with you guys :)
Anyway, I gonna go now. After all, this isn't disney on ice.
... yeah.
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