Hey im kinda happy today. My boss said "good work" on my article and my co workers actually walked over to my desk and told me they found it funny. I'm gettin the hang of this i think :D
My Article!
Aiko. She looks like Miss Swan O_o
'Hanabi' means fireworks and literally means 'flower fire'. Neato. Go impress your friends with this useless nugget of information!
I shall blog more later. My boss is singing the 'Teen Titans' song, and it is too frickin funny. He's the funniest boss ever. :D
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Precisely.
- ~*^ pWiNcEsS kUaNyI ^*~ [ doko made mo toberu. ] says:
hahaha
ic
so you're saying
your such a babe magnet
you can choose from hundreds of sexy hot girls?
- PwiNcEsS tER . under the iron sea says:
precisely
Anyway. I spent all day reading Air Gear manga and working on articles. Kinda like the calm before the storm, cos i gotta shitload of work to do by tomorrow. 3 interviews, 3! 2 on the phone and 1 with miss singapore universe. Well whatever i'll press on. =D
This guy's expressions is just too frickin funny. And the shining middle finger! HA!
hahaha
ic
so you're saying
your such a babe magnet
you can choose from hundreds of sexy hot girls?
- PwiNcEsS tER . under the iron sea says:
precisely
Anyway. I spent all day reading Air Gear manga and working on articles. Kinda like the calm before the storm, cos i gotta shitload of work to do by tomorrow. 3 interviews, 3! 2 on the phone and 1 with miss singapore universe. Well whatever i'll press on. =D
This guy's expressions is just too frickin funny. And the shining middle finger! HA!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Snow Smile
I'm really glad winter is so cold
because it gives a simple reason
to invite your chilly left hand into my right pocket.
Hello there! Today i bring evidence of the paranormal! Mediacorp is so freakin haunted, the moment i whipped out my camera to take a picture this is what i saw!
It's the Web Interactive department..what kind of ghost were you expecting?
To You, he's a Dog.
To Him, you're a Bitch.
Think about that ;)
I miss all ma friends so mucchiex :O
because it gives a simple reason
to invite your chilly left hand into my right pocket.
Hello there! Today i bring evidence of the paranormal! Mediacorp is so freakin haunted, the moment i whipped out my camera to take a picture this is what i saw!
It's the Web Interactive department..what kind of ghost were you expecting?
To You, he's a Dog.
To Him, you're a Bitch.
Think about that ;)
I miss all ma friends so mucchiex :O
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Spin! Spin! Naked Racoons!
Check out my new article on the Channel 5 website!
I feel super sad. One of my bosses is an uber finger snapper, so i begged him to teach me. Unfortunately, he said "The problem is not your technique. Your thumb is just too long."
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now i can identify with all the people who have been told they would never walk again. You know what this means don't you?
No snapping fingers at girls and getting instant frenching.
No giving "Ghetto attitude" to people, snapping my fingers with my other hand on my hip.
No snapping my fingers at waiters and impressing a girl and getting, well, frenching.
Kidding bout the frenching, not kidding about the ghetto attitude.
I think i can vaguely make out the sound of NO ONE CARING above the sound of me still desperately trying to make my fingers snap.
Anyway, i got to go for the sg idols results show tonight, and to some lameass 'cao zhi bian bian bian' type show on friday. Bummer. So long, carefree social life!
There it is again, that buzzing sound, the sound of NO ONE CARING.
Goodbye
I feel super sad. One of my bosses is an uber finger snapper, so i begged him to teach me. Unfortunately, he said "The problem is not your technique. Your thumb is just too long."
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now i can identify with all the people who have been told they would never walk again. You know what this means don't you?
No snapping fingers at girls and getting instant frenching.
No giving "Ghetto attitude" to people, snapping my fingers with my other hand on my hip.
No snapping my fingers at waiters and impressing a girl and getting, well, frenching.
Kidding bout the frenching, not kidding about the ghetto attitude.
I think i can vaguely make out the sound of NO ONE CARING above the sound of me still desperately trying to make my fingers snap.
Anyway, i got to go for the sg idols results show tonight, and to some lameass 'cao zhi bian bian bian' type show on friday. Bummer. So long, carefree social life!
There it is again, that buzzing sound, the sound of NO ONE CARING.
Goodbye
Monday, June 12, 2006
And then it hit me: I am a loser.
"I've never seen her before, and i was wondering what she looks like. Do you know?"
"I do know, but i think if you like her you should not care what she looks like. Don't think with
your head, think with your heart."
"....My heart hates Uggos."
Uggos = ugly people. :) I think i should use that word less sparingly. Then all my conversations would be like "Uggos uggos uggos uggos." Because Uggos is sucha fun word.
Kay so Dr.Kuanyi is here to talk to you all about mental disorders. Yes, mental disorders. Today's youths don't know what mental disorders are, or how to spot them. YOU MIGHT HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT.
Here are some textbook examples.
Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is considered to be a neurological syndrome that exhibits symptoms such as hyperactivity, forgetfulness, mood shifts, poor impulse control, and distractibility, when judged to be chronic, as symptoms of a neurological pathology. It is seen in both children and adults and is believed to affect between 3% to 5% of the human population.
Amnesia or amnaesia is a condition in which memory is disturbed. The causes of amnesia are organic or functional. Organic causes include damage to the brain, through trauma or disease, or use of certain (generally sedative) drugs. Functional causes are psychological factors, such as defense mechanisms. Hysterical post-traumatic amnesia is an example of this. Amnesia may also be spontaneous, in the case of transient global amnesia. This global type of amnesia is more common in middle-aged to elderly people, particularly males, and usually lasts less than 24 hours.
O_O Who am i? Where am i? Why are there traces of biscuit crumbs between my teeth?!
Gender identity disorder, as identified by psychologists and medical doctors, is a condition with which a person who has been assigned one gender (usually at birth on the basis of their sex, but compare intersexual), but identifies as belonging to another gender, or does not conform with the gender role their respective society prescribes to them. It is a psychiatric term for what is widely known by terms like transsexuality, transgender and (subject to debate, but full-fledged GID is present in at least some cases) transvestism or cross-dressing. Another proposed term for the condition is Benjamin's Syndrome, named for Harry Benjamin, a pioneering researcher in the field of transsexuality.
NOT ME.
Kleptomania (Greek: κλεπτειν (to steal) + -mania) is an inability to resist impulses of stealing. A person with this disorder is compelled to steal things, generally things of little or no value, such as pens, decorative pins, or wall decorations. They are often unaware of performing the theft until some time later.
When the obsession leads to sexual arousal, the term kleptophilia is used. Kleptomania is distinguished from shoplifting or ordinary theft, as shoplifters and thieves generally steal for monetary value, or associated gains and usually display intent or premeditation, while people with kleptomania aren't necessarily contemplating the value of the items they steal or even the theft until they are compulsed.
Although a kleptomaniac may steal uncontrollably without realization, judicial courts in the United Kingdom and United States will not accept "kleptomania" as a legal excuse.
Stealing and then getting an orgasm? Nice. I STOLE A PEN I STOLE A PEN aaaaahhhh.....
Course there are plenty more mental disorders, and i know its not nice to laugh but some are pretty funny. like Male erectile disorder, Narcissistic personality disorder, Obsessive-compulsive disorder , Schizophrenia and of course sexual Masochism and Sadism.
Of course, sometimes you are just plain f**kin' retarded.
"I do know, but i think if you like her you should not care what she looks like. Don't think with
your head, think with your heart."
"....My heart hates Uggos."
Uggos = ugly people. :) I think i should use that word less sparingly. Then all my conversations would be like "Uggos uggos uggos uggos." Because Uggos is sucha fun word.
Kay so Dr.Kuanyi is here to talk to you all about mental disorders. Yes, mental disorders. Today's youths don't know what mental disorders are, or how to spot them. YOU MIGHT HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT.
Here are some textbook examples.
Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is considered to be a neurological syndrome that exhibits symptoms such as hyperactivity, forgetfulness, mood shifts, poor impulse control, and distractibility, when judged to be chronic, as symptoms of a neurological pathology. It is seen in both children and adults and is believed to affect between 3% to 5% of the human population.
Basically no attention span. Luckily only 3-5% of people OOH LEFTOVER BISCUIT CRUMB.
Amnesia or amnaesia is a condition in which memory is disturbed. The causes of amnesia are organic or functional. Organic causes include damage to the brain, through trauma or disease, or use of certain (generally sedative) drugs. Functional causes are psychological factors, such as defense mechanisms. Hysterical post-traumatic amnesia is an example of this. Amnesia may also be spontaneous, in the case of transient global amnesia. This global type of amnesia is more common in middle-aged to elderly people, particularly males, and usually lasts less than 24 hours.
O_O Who am i? Where am i? Why are there traces of biscuit crumbs between my teeth?!
Gender identity disorder, as identified by psychologists and medical doctors, is a condition with which a person who has been assigned one gender (usually at birth on the basis of their sex, but compare intersexual), but identifies as belonging to another gender, or does not conform with the gender role their respective society prescribes to them. It is a psychiatric term for what is widely known by terms like transsexuality, transgender and (subject to debate, but full-fledged GID is present in at least some cases) transvestism or cross-dressing. Another proposed term for the condition is Benjamin's Syndrome, named for Harry Benjamin, a pioneering researcher in the field of transsexuality.
NOT ME.
Kleptomania (Greek: κλεπτειν (to steal) + -mania) is an inability to resist impulses of stealing. A person with this disorder is compelled to steal things, generally things of little or no value, such as pens, decorative pins, or wall decorations. They are often unaware of performing the theft until some time later.
When the obsession leads to sexual arousal, the term kleptophilia is used. Kleptomania is distinguished from shoplifting or ordinary theft, as shoplifters and thieves generally steal for monetary value, or associated gains and usually display intent or premeditation, while people with kleptomania aren't necessarily contemplating the value of the items they steal or even the theft until they are compulsed.
Although a kleptomaniac may steal uncontrollably without realization, judicial courts in the United Kingdom and United States will not accept "kleptomania" as a legal excuse.
Stealing and then getting an orgasm? Nice. I STOLE A PEN I STOLE A PEN aaaaahhhh.....
Course there are plenty more mental disorders, and i know its not nice to laugh but some are pretty funny. like Male erectile disorder, Narcissistic personality disorder, Obsessive-compulsive disorder , Schizophrenia and of course sexual Masochism and Sadism.
Of course, sometimes you are just plain f**kin' retarded.
Friday, June 09, 2006
No need for a title!
Kay so i havent been bloggin for awhile. No need to send me death threats and stuff. Geez! Lemme put it in perspective for you.
MY-JOB-IS-TO-WRITE.
I spend all day writing articles and interviews and stuff. Would you want to come home from writing and then, whoopdie doo, write some more? I'm guessing it's a no. But since you care sho mucchiex, i'll write some stuff.
http://www.singaporeidol.com/scoops_090606.htm
Basically that's my job. Writing articles for the Mediacorp websites, doing interviews, taking pictures, drinking Milo. It's pretty good actually, my colleagues are awesome nice to me, and they think i'm polite, friendly, and that i never smile. okay ya, WTF right? :)
I'll write more when i feel inspired, or when ive taken some good pictures. tata till then!
Miss all ma fwenz! :3
MY-JOB-IS-TO-WRITE.
I spend all day writing articles and interviews and stuff. Would you want to come home from writing and then, whoopdie doo, write some more? I'm guessing it's a no. But since you care sho mucchiex, i'll write some stuff.
http://www.singaporeidol.com/scoops_090606.htm
Basically that's my job. Writing articles for the Mediacorp websites, doing interviews, taking pictures, drinking Milo. It's pretty good actually, my colleagues are awesome nice to me, and they think i'm polite, friendly, and that i never smile. okay ya, WTF right? :)
I'll write more when i feel inspired, or when ive taken some good pictures. tata till then!
Miss all ma fwenz! :3
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