WAGGLIN'

I know almost all my readers are women. This is a ploy to drive my blog into the ground, so no one will guilt trip me into writing here anymore.

The fact that the manga makes me lol is just a bonus.

Damn you Jayce

You're a worthy opponent, Jayce. Although you hide behind the veil known as the internet, i will find you. And defeat you. You son of a bitch.

Curses upon Billy Lee*

Some of you (probably none of you) might know of the youth who goes by the alias "Billy Lee" on the website "www.crowbar.com.sg". Go explore that site. Go on.

Now i have never had to sue, or at the very least, start an angry mob with pitchforks and torches and march to an offending parties house, for copying of my personality. Mainly because there aren't many who have a personality like mine. However, this "Billy Lee", if that is indeed his real name, dares to cross into my domain. I WANT TO CHARGE HIM WITH PERSONALITY INFRINGEMENT!

Frankly, i am nothing short of insulted. They didn't even research me right. They made Billy into a one-dimensional, shallow character who will easily be corroded in the sands of time once the competition is over.

While i may very well die tomorrow, my legacy is timeless. My history is one that transcends time, that the whispers of the morrow cannot ignore. The old oaks will intertwine their branches of fate, and pass on my tales via photosynthesis.

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE REASON WHY I AM SUPERIOR TO BILLY LEE

*Logic not included

STYLE by Kana Nishino

You know, the entire purpose of the previous post was to have this video as the punchline. I was gonna write "This is the one thing i'm the most embarassed over: that i like this video" and of course i was going to post this video and you would all see what a little faggot i am.

But then i changed my journalistic direction. I put my gear into 1, then stomped down hard on the brake, while rapidly turning the steering wheel clockwise. At the center of the turn i shifted into 3rd gear and released the break and stepped on the pedal instead, steadily gaining control of the vehicle. After cruising in a straight direction for a few seconds i shifted into 4th gear. I then wound down my window, stuck my hand out the window and flashed the middle finger at the weaklings i left eating my dust.

Whoops, i got a little "sidetracked" up there. HA HA HA I'VE BEEN WAITING TO USE THAT JOKE

Anyways, instead i decided to do a play-by-play of my reactions to the video the first time i watched it. This will give you an insight to the mind of a genius.



Buffering: Holy shit i love this song. I'm so glad the PV is out. I hope the girl is a hottie.
0:01: Okaay... building blocks. Neato.
0:11: 1 SIDED DREADLOCKS HOLY SHIZZLE
0:29: She looks like a dyslexic kid playing with blocks at a mental institute, what the hell
0:55: OH MY GOD SHE IS BENDING TIME AND SPACE! Did the blocks become as big as her, or did she shrink to the size of the blocks?! Are the dancers in the background her backup dancers, or clones of her?! I'll never know!
1:04: DAMMIT DID SHE GET DANCE LESSONS FROM GANDHI OR SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL
1:55: WHAT THE HELL DID THEY JUST SHOW HER STIRRING HER COFFEE FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS ONLY NOT TO SHOW HER DRINK IT?! THATS JUST WRONG
2:05: KAMI-SAMA HAPPY SONG KIITE YO! Did i just go into her eye?! Are her eyes a portal into another dimension in which she is singing the same song?! Thats deep!
2:15: OKAY THIS VIDEO WAS PRETTY LAME BUT NOW IT IS OFFICIALLY AWESOME. HER HAND JUST SPARKLED.
2:21: HOW IS SHE SINGING WITHOUT MOVING HER LIPS WHAT THE HELL
3:06: Okay we're zooming in... don't tell me now we're gonna zoom into her nostrils and shes dancing in there too...
3:17: JOURNEY INTO A GIRL'S LIPS DAMN THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY FULFILLED
3:22: SHE JUST CREATED LIKE SONIC RIPPLES I BET THERES A TSUNAMI SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
3:43: This would look incredibly gay if anyone saw me watching this right now...
3:59: WAIT ONE DAMN SECOND HERE I WENT INTO HER LIPS AND CAME OUT OF HER FINGERNAIL HOW THE HELL THIS VIDEO IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
4:06: REPLAY HIT REPLAY GOD DAMN

Repeat the above roughly 20 times and you know how i passed my time last night.

Things that embarass me

Some people think i am devoid of the emotion known as "embarassment". This is not far from the truth. For example, i have no qualms over doing the following:

When at KFC and there are no seats available, i usually go to a table where people look like they are done but are still chatting. I then point and shout over at my friends something like "HEY I FOUND SEAT LIAO THESE PEOPLE LIKE FINISHING LIAO WAIT AWHILE CAN LIAO" and then i'll stand over them.


Me watching Doraemon at the Kids Theater during my lunch break at Meidi-ya supermarket, Liang Court.


There are more, of course. Its a long list. If i wrote the list on toilet paper, it would be enough toilet paper to satisfy your ass wiping needs for the next 3 years. 6 years, if you use both sides. 12 if you split the toilet paper into 2 plys. And i'm sure you guys would do that, you sickos.

Anyway, today i'm going to tell you about the things that DO embarass me. Its a very short list. If you did the same as above, writing on the toilet paper, you would have like 1 corner of toilet paper. This would lead to your house smelling like the stables Hercules had to clean during his 10 trials.

1)Up till the age of 20, i spelt 'guarantee' as 'gurantee'. I was corrected in my spelling by a 8 year-old.

2)THATS ALL SHE WROTE

Blaargh picture Blaargh

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MISS U NONG TIME

Its been what, 200 years since i blogged?

Anyways i've been really busy. I know its the usual excuse, but i totally mean it. 50 days till NDP ends... Gaaawd. Everyday i am testing my mental capacity to endure great amounts of stupidity from my boss.

Good news is i got in quite a good bit of drawing time. I'm really happy about that.

Also, best music video ever.



I think i remember watching that guy on Japan Hour!

Not much else to say, will blog once i finish up some art. I realised just how crappy i am compared to others. Got a long road of training up ahead. :)

My brilliant 200 bajillion dollar plan

Alright, so i was reading in the newspaper yesterday about bloggers who can make up to $6k a month blogging. And i think it is a freakin' outrage that i am not. If anyone deserves to make a living off writing shitty comments about the world that have little factual basis and yet are strangely captivating to read, it should be me!

So i think a few changes are in order in order (yes i just used order twice in a sentence, testament to my intellect) to make this blog a superstar one. I have read all of those celebrity blogs and i have defined a necessary pattern for me to be able to retire by the age of thirty.

1)SCANDALOUS!

I've been trying to stay away from current events in my blog because i know what they do to guys with pretty faces like me in jail. WHAT A FOOL I'VE BEEN! You can't get rich without taking a few risks. Ask Martha Stewart. OH SNAP!

So umm.. to start off... geez... okay okay.

So i went to STOMP.com.sg, right? I was thinking, find some current affair, give my opinion that the average person would never agree with. This is to create an outrage in the readers head. Of course once i become a national celebrity, the position is reversed, so that readers will think "MAN i must be a really cool guy because i think the same way Kuanyi does!"

Unfortunately, my plan backfired. I just have to say, STOMPers, YOU ARE ALL TWO FREAKIN' CRAYONS SHORT OF A FULL BOX!

Wait thats a... yeah! That counts as an opinion. Moving on!

2)PICTURES OF HOT SELF WORKIN' IT

So i need an average 20 pictures of myself in each post, captioned with "feeling bored", "i'm such a cam whore LOL", "juz gettin crazy with ma pals", "He's such a sweetie pie!" etc etc. Mix in some sepia and black and whites, and i'm good to go. Also, every 10 posts or so i JUST have to say "testin out a new cam..." because every good cam whore buys a new cam every month.

Good backdrops: The club, In cars, at the beach, at home, playing with:

3)DOGS

Every celeb blogger worth his/her salt has a dog. remember: the ratio of pictures of yourself: pics of your dog = something like 1:1. And remember, if your family names your dog something like "ah huat" you must make sure to change it in your posts to something cute, like "Bao bao cha", "Colonel Sanders", or "Jigglypuff." Secondary nicknames are also okay, like "Bao bao cha can be such a Pringles pup sometimes ^_^" IT MAKES NO SENSE, BUT PEOPLE CANT HELP BUT DAAAAAWWW...

Once i have done all of the above, all thats left is to take a picture of myself, like, eating a can of pringles (you can tell i've got a craving right now) and then Pringles is gonna send me an email asking me to advertise for them or some shit. AND THEN I AM IN. SHIT IS SO CASH.

Oh, right, only one problem with my plan. I'M 5 FUCKIN' CRAYONS SHORT OF A FULL BOX.

I'm still alive, thanks to the advancement of modern medicine

Joshua's world ends with you by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART

So for anyone who hasn't heard, i'll be moving to Eunos sometime in July-August. Why? I dunno. I really don't.

Anyway, after like a bajillion years the NDP 2008 website has been launched! Of which i played a pretty minor role, but still had to stay up till 3am everyday to complete!

www.ndp.org.sg

Go eBallot for your goddamn national day tickets. Then try to sell them online, and get caught and sent to jail.

As a little tidbit for you guys, i'm monitoring the stats for the daily eBalloting, and there are like thousands of people everyday balloting. Its not funny. Tens of thousands on the first 2 days. MAN. I had no idea everyone loved the parade so much.

And simply because i haven't posted a youtube on this blog in ages, take! Eat!



Man, Sambomaster is the most awesomenest band in the whole world~ <3

LATER FAGS

BAAAWWW back to work tomorrow

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Robo Ky by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART

Oh thats right, its a double whammy.

Actually i did FIVE art pieces today, but the other 3 are part of a set, so no looking till i finish okay~! <3 FABULOUS!

Anyway i did manage to think of something to blog about, so yay maybe i can revive my blog after all.

I took a trip to the dentist a couple of weeks back. It was pretty stupid. It was just a routine check kinda thing, standard procedure. Then while the dentist was having a lookie-loo into my mouth she gave this look. As if she could see a sand worm crawling out of my mouth. So i ask whats wrong.

She says to me "Your teeth are waaay crooked boy!"

Naturally this came as a shock to me. Sure, i knew i didn't have the smile of those kids on the darlie and Kodomo toothpaste ads, but i thought they were always average to above average tier teeth.

So i kinda asked in a surprised way "really?" And she is all like "man your jaw is totally misaligned yadda yadda yadda" So of course right now i'm pissy pants scared. And she said the words i have been dreading all my life, even more than i dread trips to Batu Pahat, possibly the shittiest town in Malaysia the world.

"You need to get braces."

"FO REAL?! IS THIS SHIZZLE FOR HIZZLE IN THE SHAZAM-MOBILE? NUH UH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT GIRLFRIEND!" i exclaimed.* So my next question was "Are you sure this is necessary? Its not just a cosmetic thing?"

And she says "Oh, its VERY necessary."

So at this point, whatever control i had over my own bladder had been lost. A noticeable wet patch of yellow was quickly forming on my pants.*

She said after she did the routine teeth check, she would have her braces specialist have a lookie-loo. I said meh, whatever. I was quite agreeable at this point, because i was brick-shittingly scared and also she let me rinse my mouth, which tasted of bad morning McGriddles.

Old braces specialist man looked like the cross between a mountain turtle and an elephant who had been left behind by its herd to die. He was all hunchbacked and old, and my initial reaction was i don't want a man who looks like he has alzheimers doing braces for me.

Turtle man showed me a model of teeth, and showed me why mine were all bent out of shape and distorted. Soon my mom came in and he explained to her too. I thought i felt okay with it, but i felt like i had this uncomfortable feeling inside, you know? Couldn't quite place my finger on it. So yeah. $4000 for braces, bricks were shat, i told my mom we'd go home and discuss it.

All this time the 2 dentists were all like how i can't eat properly with my current teeth setup, blah blah.


So on the way home i still had that really uncomfortable feeling. In the car i agreed with my mom to just do the bloody braces.

But the whole day, in fact for 2 whole days i just felt utterly shitty. I spent hours* infront of my mirror doing nothing but looking at my teeth, feeling ugly.

And then finally i had an epiphany. I realised why i was feeling so uncomfortable.

"FUCK THIS!" i exclaimed mentally so as to avoid a lecture from my parents, and i marched straight to my parents room and this is what i said:

"I'm not getting the braces." They asked why.

"Because i never felt insecure about myself prior to this whole dentist mess. I never felt like i had issues with my teeth, and it never stopped me from smiling my widest. The purpose of getting braces is to make me happy, right? Well i think i'm plenty happy the way i am. Keep the $4000. Buy a HDTV."

After which i felt great. I still feel great. I still smile wide as ever whenever i see people.



See?

Moral of the story: If you feel FABULOUS, don't let retards after your money swindle you into thinking otherwise.

*SLIGHT factual distortion may have been inputted here so as to create a more enjoyable reading experience

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAY

Windy by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART

Ribble Rabble guguguguugugugu

Due to lack of interesting things ever happening anymore, from now on most of my blog posts will be pictorial in nature.

I have plans to start an online portfolio though... may get rid of this place soon enough.

LATER BITCHES

TGIF!!!!!

Splitsies by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART

Am i too late for the Good Friday post?!

For the usual "huzzah 3 day weekend" and random booyahs?

Not forgetting the shazams? We can't have celebrating without shazams.

Aww, i missed my chance. Oh well. Its not like my weekend was a glorious night in Vegas or somethin'.

What did i do? I spend sat and sun fixing a damaged partition on my computer. Played some Super Smash Bros Brawl, had the best win match in my Dota history, drew a lil', slept a lot.

Oh! I bought new sneakers. Thats about it then.

Oh yeah, latest update, i'm trying to live more healthy. For example, i'm here writing this crap in an attempt to take my mind off having cup noodles for breakfast.

MUST ABSTAIN...!! NNGH...!

A very meaningful post!

NO REALLY, IT IS!

Not that i am belittling any of my other posts, they are all winners.

Anygoggle, this one is really important. It is the Mas Selamat to your island-wide police search. The vacant toilet to your ass of knowledge.

WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT, YOU SAY?!

Well, i dunno. You see i came up with all of the above before even thinking about what the big important thing is. Goes to show my lack of planning.

Hey- Wai- yeah! Thats it! Lets make "Planning" the really important thing. FUCK YES. PLANNING IS VERY IMPORTANT GUYS.

Here are some really famous quotes on the importance of planning.


"The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand."
-Sun Tzu

"Failing to plan is planning to fail" -Famous Proverb

"FUCK YES. PLANNING IS VERY IMPORTANT GUYS."- Twang Kuanyi

If you still are not convinced, heres my plan for the day. It is very intricate, but it ensures maximum amount of fun obtained after reaching home.

7:30- Reach Home
7:45- Finish Dinner
8:00- Finish Bath
8:01- HARDCORE ANIME WATCHING
9:00- HARDCORE COMIC READING
9:30- HARDCORE GAMING
13:50- Take a crap, brush my teeth
14:00- SLEEP (NOT SO HARDCORE)

I am prepared for variants of the plan, of course. Thats ALSO an important element in planning! Being ready for anything! For example, if i ingested any curry for dinner tonight, i might need to slip my 10 minute crap inbetween HARDCORE ANIME WATCHING and HARDCORE COMIC READING.

Also, occasionally i try to slip DRAWING FUCK YES or SISTER IRRITATING inbetween the cracks.

SEE? WASN'T THIS POST REALLY IMPORTANT? I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT SO. Aren't you glad you stopped by.

BLEAH!

Purple Eyes by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART




Meh. What a weakend.

WEAKEND IS A WORD I INVENTED! Thats right, i just coined the term. It refers to a weekend which was pretty uneventful or boring.I would use it in real life, but because when pronounced it is indistinguishable from someone saying 'weekend'... well yeah.

Aaaanyway, i watched loads of anime/cartoon episodes this weakend. More than you could ever imagine. I had an off day on Friday, so i used that too. Heres the damage report:

36 episodes of Ben 10 (Hes slimy, creepy, fast, hes strong, hes every shape and size. Hes Ben 10.)

5 episodes of NHK ni Youkoso! (Rewatched, FTW)

3 Episodes of Spectacular Spider-Man (AWESOME, WILL TALK MORE LATER)

1 Episode of Gundam 00 (Manly tears were shed)

Each episode is around 25mins long. You might be thinking "ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY HOURS IN A DAY??? And i would kindly reply that I DUNNO LOL. I think i subconciously ripped a hole in the space-time fabric, and time travelled back in order to watch all that crap. But who can say.

After filling my brain with all that junk (YES, I AM AWARE IT IS JUNK) I stumbled upon the greatest picture i've ever stumbled upon. I double stumbled.



Ultimate Spider-Man: Issue #117. If that picture holds no significance to you, i recommend you get your ass kicked and webbed, get frozen, and then burnt in the fires of hell.

This should help meantime.



SPIDER-FUCKIN'-MAN AND HIS FUCKING AMAZING FRIENDS! FUUUCK.

BEST SUPERHERO TEAM UP SINCE IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMER- nevermind.

Does that help explain the spider-man drawing?

Anyway i'm sorry if this has been nothing but a nerd fest. I'm just the hugest gay for spider-man ever. Geez.

Will write again, got tonnes of work.

Love,

Kuanyi <3

Too many consoles...

Burn away all your drawing time.

I was gonna show ya the complete version, but i squandered all my time on games and wasn't able to complete it.

Owell. I'll complete it one day. Have a teaser mean time.

LOVE

You know, i totally missed the routine ranting and raving about LOVE being all stupid and retarded on valentines day. I thought i had matured past the point where i don't have to be all sour because everyone is attached. And by everyone, i mean EVERYONE, including guys who bring their girls for KFC dinner on V day.

KINDA MAYBE WRONG!

Well anyway i have my own love story to share. Its about how i perfectly matchmaked 2 of my teachers in secondary school. It is probably completely fictional, except for the part where they do fall in love somehow.

Teacher's Lounge, Wednesday 7pm.

Mr: So i told Kuanyi: "I don't care if he did punch you, you probably instigated it! Don't let me catch you doing that again!"
Ms: Oh... You really care about those kids, don't you...?
Mr: Well, yeah... Its my job, as it is my pleasure...
*Silence*
Ms: ... You're a child molester, aren't you?!
Mr: NO! Oh my God... For the hundredth..! Don't listen to those little rascals!
Ms: Haha... I'm sorry... you just look so cute when you get worked up...
*Silence*
Ms: Say... Why did u become a teacher?
Mr: Hmm.. i dunno... probably cos of my Dad...
Ms: Your Dad was a teacher?
Mr: No, he was an abusive drunk. He used to beat me every night and neglect me every morning!
Ms: Oh my God! Please, spare me the details of how nasty your afternoons were!
Mr: Anyway... It made me want to have kids of my own... So i could make sure that no kids were ever abused the way i was...
Ms: Thats very noble. No wonder you seem to go the extra mile for those kids.
Mr: Well, i am a PE teacher! HA HA HA!
*Share a bad humour moment*
Mr: But you know... sometimes, when i think of how to discipline those kids, i wonder what you would do...
Ms: Me?! Why?
Mr: Because... i dunno, maybe its just because I'm always thinking about you.
Ms: Really? *blush*
*silence*
Mr & Ms: UHM...
Ms: Hah... uh, its getting late... i should get going...
Mr: I could give you a lift, if you'd like...
Ms: In that crap ass car, it would probably be faster going home by foot!
Mr: DON'T MAKE FUN OF ISABELLA!
Ms: Heeee... just kidding... lets go!


MORE DISTURBING FAN FICTION NEXT POST

Stage6 is closing in 2 days?!

So i heard that one of my favorite websites (www.stage6.divx.com) is about to close down. WHY GOD WHY.

But you know what this means, right?

...

TIME TO RIP OUT ALL THEIR VIDEOS!

I have 2 days to download all of their high quality music videos and whatnot. Alot of em are really rare videos too :( sigh.

Goodbye, Stage6. My favorite place for high quality youtubes ;_;

Stuff i would do with TOTO 10million dollars

Don't know any way to spend TOTO winnings? I sure do! In fact, i know 10!

1) Donate my money to finding the cure for AIDS. Once i find the cure, charge $100k an injection.

2) Bury the money on an island. Charge people $1000 a dig to try and dig the money out. The above plan, only i don't really bury the money. I just tell them i do.

3) Revive the dinosaurs

4) Kuanyi Island. My own independant country, where your logic is useless!

5) Publish a book called 'Picking the right numbers to strike toto." Become even richer.

6) Gamble it all on blackjack, just for the luls.

7) Put it in a bank, live on the interest for the rest of my life.

8) Buy my way out of NS

9) Buy majority share in MediaCorp, create my own channel called CNK (Channel News Kuanyi) The Truman show, but with the much more likeable me!

10) Buy a throne. A really expensive throne, golden and shit. The million dollar kind. Then i'll just sit on it everyday and laugh like "HA HA HA I HAVE 10 MILLION DOLLARS 9 MILLION DOLLARS AND YOU DON'T!"

Of course, i'd have had to buy TOTO for a chance to do any of the above.

Maaaybe i could go budget on Kuanyi island. It'll be a treehouse, a place where your logic is useless!

Youth.sg

http://www.youth.sg/content/view/4466/52/

http://www.youth.sg/content/view/4246/28/

http://www.youth.sg/content/view/3482/28/

I got a pretty sweet deal, ey? I know one of the editors, so she wuz all up in ma face like "Homeboy, if you could do me a solid and write reviews for me, i'll hook you up with some totally pimpin' movie tickets!" Of course, i was all like "Sure thing, holla atcha dawg!"

All though the original conversation was alot less Gangsta, you get the gist. It would be nice if i could muster the attention span to write slightly better, though.

How interesting was my day? Heres the highlight: I found a new mole on my hand, only to realise it was a drop of soy sauce that got on my hand from lunch. Only, in a miraculous plot twist, i was mistaken, it WAS a new mole! I know! The fun never stops! Its like a non stop adrenaline rush!

The rest of my time was spent alt-tabbing between youtube and TYPO3 pages whenever my bosses pass by.

Maybe its time to create a new imaginary friend for myself. Edgar, the schizophrenic clown who punches you in the face if you don't have an opinion. And then he'll like, juggle victoriously over your floored body. That would be cool.

Why people who have no opinions? Oh no reason.

...

I WISH I COULD HATE YOU TO CANCER!!

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY...!!

Battles in Persona 3 are so awesome and cool. Mostly because they have only one song for non-boss battles. How is that a good thing?! Well mostly because even though i have clocked in 70+ hours of game time, i'm still not sick of hearing it!




BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABEH BAYBEH BABY...!!
Fear's awake
Anger beats loud
Face reality
Never be charity
The enemy you're fighting covers whole society
(Damn right)
Mommy's not here gotta fight
(All night)

Right here shadow
10 o'clock direction
Seize the moment
They destroy the nation
Your rhyme is slow-motion
Give me motivation
Freaked out now
And dead on arrival

Round up around
Spit out all over
Rhyme like a rolling stone
Come in the crowd
Watch out the moon
They diss you loud
Guess what this sound
It bombs whole ground
So round up

Don't ease your pace
Cuz enemy is brutal
Moment of truth
There ain't no truce
You're the only one
One world
One love
But the battle goes on

Shadows of mass destruction

OOH YEAH, dada da deow, dada da deow
BABY BABY, dada da da da, dada da deow!

OOH YEAH, dada da deow, dada da deow
BABY BABY, dada da da da, deow.


OOH YEAH, dada da deow, dada da deow
BABY BABY, dada da da da, dada da deow!


OOH YEAH, dada da deow, dada da deow
BABY BABY, dada da da da, deow.




Why am i talking about Persona 3 again? Well mostly because i FINALLY completed it yesterday. Oh, and as my usual luck would have it i had to take a phone call during the final cutscene. But its okay, i'll probably play through it again.

It IS one of the best RPGs i've ever played, after all.