My cancer hurts

Hello once again, i just watched the latest episode of South Park and i LOVED IT, BEST EPISODE EVER. Because unpredictability in a storyline is what is so lacking nowadays. Same goes for writing. The true test of a writer is unpredictability and not knowing how the sentence is going to end. This means that you somet-


That aside for now, today i want to make a quick list of types of people who i dont like. I know stereotyping is not good, but these bastards deserve it. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

1. People who make references to poultry when i talk about "hot chicks" and laugh like they are the most goddamn funny people on earth.
2. Channel 8 drama writers. How is it that they can use the same basic plot for every single show since 1990??! Family with all hot girls cept the oldest, starts out happy and carefree, but then the family meets with an unbelievably large series of unfortunate events, but somehow everything works out in the end, they open a new restaurant/get married/ have a baby/ all of the above, and end the series with ribbon cutting infront of new said restaurant. LAME.
3. People who go "THE CEILING" when you ask them what's up. And then of course, they laugh like they are the goddammniest funny people on earth.
4. People who think i am lame. I am not lame. Unless by lame you mean "Super totally awesome, sweet, and SUPER cool." Calling me lame when i am in fact, Super totally awesome, sweet, and SUPER cool makes you look Super lame, lame, lame, and SUPER lame. Faggot.
5. I... i-i think we should have a rule. Lists dont have to be 3/5/10/20/50/100 items long. We should be allowed to stop at 4 if we only have 4, right?

Anyway, i thought of a totally awesome plot for a new Channel 8 drama. There are no murder scenes, drunken rape scenes, sister slapping scenes, or any other slapping scenes, no suicidal girls, no ribbon cutting, no loan sharks, and no Xie Shaoguang. Wanna see such a script? OKAY LETS GO!!!