Hey im kinda happy today. My boss said "good work" on my article and my co workers actually walked over to my desk and told me they found it funny. I'm gettin the hang of this i think :D
My Article!
Aiko. She looks like Miss Swan O_o
'Hanabi' means fireworks and literally means 'flower fire'. Neato. Go impress your friends with this useless nugget of information!
I shall blog more later. My boss is singing the 'Teen Titans' song, and it is too frickin funny. He's the funniest boss ever. :D
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Precisely.
- ~*^ pWiNcEsS kUaNyI ^*~ [ doko made mo toberu. ] says:
hahaha
ic
so you're saying
your such a babe magnet
you can choose from hundreds of sexy hot girls?
- PwiNcEsS tER . under the iron sea says:
precisely
Anyway. I spent all day reading Air Gear manga and working on articles. Kinda like the calm before the storm, cos i gotta shitload of work to do by tomorrow. 3 interviews, 3! 2 on the phone and 1 with miss singapore universe. Well whatever i'll press on. =D
This guy's expressions is just too frickin funny. And the shining middle finger! HA!
hahaha
ic
so you're saying
your such a babe magnet
you can choose from hundreds of sexy hot girls?
- PwiNcEsS tER . under the iron sea says:
precisely
Anyway. I spent all day reading Air Gear manga and working on articles. Kinda like the calm before the storm, cos i gotta shitload of work to do by tomorrow. 3 interviews, 3! 2 on the phone and 1 with miss singapore universe. Well whatever i'll press on. =D
This guy's expressions is just too frickin funny. And the shining middle finger! HA!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Snow Smile
I'm really glad winter is so cold
because it gives a simple reason
to invite your chilly left hand into my right pocket.
Hello there! Today i bring evidence of the paranormal! Mediacorp is so freakin haunted, the moment i whipped out my camera to take a picture this is what i saw!
It's the Web Interactive department..what kind of ghost were you expecting?
To You, he's a Dog.
To Him, you're a Bitch.
Think about that ;)
I miss all ma friends so mucchiex :O
because it gives a simple reason
to invite your chilly left hand into my right pocket.
Hello there! Today i bring evidence of the paranormal! Mediacorp is so freakin haunted, the moment i whipped out my camera to take a picture this is what i saw!
It's the Web Interactive department..what kind of ghost were you expecting?
To You, he's a Dog.
To Him, you're a Bitch.
Think about that ;)
I miss all ma friends so mucchiex :O
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Spin! Spin! Naked Racoons!
Check out my new article on the Channel 5 website!
I feel super sad. One of my bosses is an uber finger snapper, so i begged him to teach me. Unfortunately, he said "The problem is not your technique. Your thumb is just too long."
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now i can identify with all the people who have been told they would never walk again. You know what this means don't you?
No snapping fingers at girls and getting instant frenching.
No giving "Ghetto attitude" to people, snapping my fingers with my other hand on my hip.
No snapping my fingers at waiters and impressing a girl and getting, well, frenching.
Kidding bout the frenching, not kidding about the ghetto attitude.
I think i can vaguely make out the sound of NO ONE CARING above the sound of me still desperately trying to make my fingers snap.
Anyway, i got to go for the sg idols results show tonight, and to some lameass 'cao zhi bian bian bian' type show on friday. Bummer. So long, carefree social life!
There it is again, that buzzing sound, the sound of NO ONE CARING.
Goodbye
I feel super sad. One of my bosses is an uber finger snapper, so i begged him to teach me. Unfortunately, he said "The problem is not your technique. Your thumb is just too long."
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now i can identify with all the people who have been told they would never walk again. You know what this means don't you?
No snapping fingers at girls and getting instant frenching.
No giving "Ghetto attitude" to people, snapping my fingers with my other hand on my hip.
No snapping my fingers at waiters and impressing a girl and getting, well, frenching.
Kidding bout the frenching, not kidding about the ghetto attitude.
I think i can vaguely make out the sound of NO ONE CARING above the sound of me still desperately trying to make my fingers snap.
Anyway, i got to go for the sg idols results show tonight, and to some lameass 'cao zhi bian bian bian' type show on friday. Bummer. So long, carefree social life!
There it is again, that buzzing sound, the sound of NO ONE CARING.
Goodbye
Monday, June 12, 2006
And then it hit me: I am a loser.
"I've never seen her before, and i was wondering what she looks like. Do you know?"
"I do know, but i think if you like her you should not care what she looks like. Don't think with
your head, think with your heart."
"....My heart hates Uggos."
Uggos = ugly people. :) I think i should use that word less sparingly. Then all my conversations would be like "Uggos uggos uggos uggos." Because Uggos is sucha fun word.
Kay so Dr.Kuanyi is here to talk to you all about mental disorders. Yes, mental disorders. Today's youths don't know what mental disorders are, or how to spot them. YOU MIGHT HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT.
Here are some textbook examples.
Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is considered to be a neurological syndrome that exhibits symptoms such as hyperactivity, forgetfulness, mood shifts, poor impulse control, and distractibility, when judged to be chronic, as symptoms of a neurological pathology. It is seen in both children and adults and is believed to affect between 3% to 5% of the human population.
Amnesia or amnaesia is a condition in which memory is disturbed. The causes of amnesia are organic or functional. Organic causes include damage to the brain, through trauma or disease, or use of certain (generally sedative) drugs. Functional causes are psychological factors, such as defense mechanisms. Hysterical post-traumatic amnesia is an example of this. Amnesia may also be spontaneous, in the case of transient global amnesia. This global type of amnesia is more common in middle-aged to elderly people, particularly males, and usually lasts less than 24 hours.
O_O Who am i? Where am i? Why are there traces of biscuit crumbs between my teeth?!
Gender identity disorder, as identified by psychologists and medical doctors, is a condition with which a person who has been assigned one gender (usually at birth on the basis of their sex, but compare intersexual), but identifies as belonging to another gender, or does not conform with the gender role their respective society prescribes to them. It is a psychiatric term for what is widely known by terms like transsexuality, transgender and (subject to debate, but full-fledged GID is present in at least some cases) transvestism or cross-dressing. Another proposed term for the condition is Benjamin's Syndrome, named for Harry Benjamin, a pioneering researcher in the field of transsexuality.
NOT ME.
Kleptomania (Greek: κλεπτειν (to steal) + -mania) is an inability to resist impulses of stealing. A person with this disorder is compelled to steal things, generally things of little or no value, such as pens, decorative pins, or wall decorations. They are often unaware of performing the theft until some time later.
When the obsession leads to sexual arousal, the term kleptophilia is used. Kleptomania is distinguished from shoplifting or ordinary theft, as shoplifters and thieves generally steal for monetary value, or associated gains and usually display intent or premeditation, while people with kleptomania aren't necessarily contemplating the value of the items they steal or even the theft until they are compulsed.
Although a kleptomaniac may steal uncontrollably without realization, judicial courts in the United Kingdom and United States will not accept "kleptomania" as a legal excuse.
Stealing and then getting an orgasm? Nice. I STOLE A PEN I STOLE A PEN aaaaahhhh.....
Course there are plenty more mental disorders, and i know its not nice to laugh but some are pretty funny. like Male erectile disorder, Narcissistic personality disorder, Obsessive-compulsive disorder , Schizophrenia and of course sexual Masochism and Sadism.
Of course, sometimes you are just plain f**kin' retarded.
"I do know, but i think if you like her you should not care what she looks like. Don't think with
your head, think with your heart."
"....My heart hates Uggos."
Uggos = ugly people. :) I think i should use that word less sparingly. Then all my conversations would be like "Uggos uggos uggos uggos." Because Uggos is sucha fun word.
Kay so Dr.Kuanyi is here to talk to you all about mental disorders. Yes, mental disorders. Today's youths don't know what mental disorders are, or how to spot them. YOU MIGHT HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT.
Here are some textbook examples.
Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is considered to be a neurological syndrome that exhibits symptoms such as hyperactivity, forgetfulness, mood shifts, poor impulse control, and distractibility, when judged to be chronic, as symptoms of a neurological pathology. It is seen in both children and adults and is believed to affect between 3% to 5% of the human population.
Basically no attention span. Luckily only 3-5% of people OOH LEFTOVER BISCUIT CRUMB.
Amnesia or amnaesia is a condition in which memory is disturbed. The causes of amnesia are organic or functional. Organic causes include damage to the brain, through trauma or disease, or use of certain (generally sedative) drugs. Functional causes are psychological factors, such as defense mechanisms. Hysterical post-traumatic amnesia is an example of this. Amnesia may also be spontaneous, in the case of transient global amnesia. This global type of amnesia is more common in middle-aged to elderly people, particularly males, and usually lasts less than 24 hours.
O_O Who am i? Where am i? Why are there traces of biscuit crumbs between my teeth?!
Gender identity disorder, as identified by psychologists and medical doctors, is a condition with which a person who has been assigned one gender (usually at birth on the basis of their sex, but compare intersexual), but identifies as belonging to another gender, or does not conform with the gender role their respective society prescribes to them. It is a psychiatric term for what is widely known by terms like transsexuality, transgender and (subject to debate, but full-fledged GID is present in at least some cases) transvestism or cross-dressing. Another proposed term for the condition is Benjamin's Syndrome, named for Harry Benjamin, a pioneering researcher in the field of transsexuality.
NOT ME.
Kleptomania (Greek: κλεπτειν (to steal) + -mania) is an inability to resist impulses of stealing. A person with this disorder is compelled to steal things, generally things of little or no value, such as pens, decorative pins, or wall decorations. They are often unaware of performing the theft until some time later.
When the obsession leads to sexual arousal, the term kleptophilia is used. Kleptomania is distinguished from shoplifting or ordinary theft, as shoplifters and thieves generally steal for monetary value, or associated gains and usually display intent or premeditation, while people with kleptomania aren't necessarily contemplating the value of the items they steal or even the theft until they are compulsed.
Although a kleptomaniac may steal uncontrollably without realization, judicial courts in the United Kingdom and United States will not accept "kleptomania" as a legal excuse.
Stealing and then getting an orgasm? Nice. I STOLE A PEN I STOLE A PEN aaaaahhhh.....
Course there are plenty more mental disorders, and i know its not nice to laugh but some are pretty funny. like Male erectile disorder, Narcissistic personality disorder, Obsessive-compulsive disorder , Schizophrenia and of course sexual Masochism and Sadism.
Of course, sometimes you are just plain f**kin' retarded.
Friday, June 09, 2006
No need for a title!
Kay so i havent been bloggin for awhile. No need to send me death threats and stuff. Geez! Lemme put it in perspective for you.
MY-JOB-IS-TO-WRITE.
I spend all day writing articles and interviews and stuff. Would you want to come home from writing and then, whoopdie doo, write some more? I'm guessing it's a no. But since you care sho mucchiex, i'll write some stuff.
http://www.singaporeidol.com/scoops_090606.htm
Basically that's my job. Writing articles for the Mediacorp websites, doing interviews, taking pictures, drinking Milo. It's pretty good actually, my colleagues are awesome nice to me, and they think i'm polite, friendly, and that i never smile. okay ya, WTF right? :)
I'll write more when i feel inspired, or when ive taken some good pictures. tata till then!
Miss all ma fwenz! :3
MY-JOB-IS-TO-WRITE.
I spend all day writing articles and interviews and stuff. Would you want to come home from writing and then, whoopdie doo, write some more? I'm guessing it's a no. But since you care sho mucchiex, i'll write some stuff.
http://www.singaporeidol.com/scoops_090606.htm
Basically that's my job. Writing articles for the Mediacorp websites, doing interviews, taking pictures, drinking Milo. It's pretty good actually, my colleagues are awesome nice to me, and they think i'm polite, friendly, and that i never smile. okay ya, WTF right? :)
I'll write more when i feel inspired, or when ive taken some good pictures. tata till then!
Miss all ma fwenz! :3
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Political Cartoons
OH D3AR I TRIPP3D 10M WITH MY KNIF3."
A Political Cartoon from yours truly. Or if the govenrment sees this, uhh, that guy made it.
"Gawrsh Kuanyi, don't blame yourself, accidents happen."
"IF ONLY I HADN'T BEEN SUCH AN ASSHOLE TO KUANYI, AND MADE HIS 13 WEEKS IN FYP HELL, MAYBE I WOULD STILL HAVE A FACE."
Political cartoons are fun yeah. You can take a cheap shot at anyone, all in the safety of your own home. Well in democratic countries anyway.
A Political Cartoon from yours truly. Or if the govenrment sees this, uhh, that guy made it.
"Gawrsh Kuanyi, don't blame yourself, accidents happen."
"IF ONLY I HADN'T BEEN SUCH AN ASSHOLE TO KUANYI, AND MADE HIS 13 WEEKS IN FYP HELL, MAYBE I WOULD STILL HAVE A FACE."
Political cartoons are fun yeah. You can take a cheap shot at anyone, all in the safety of your own home. Well in democratic countries anyway.
Monday, May 29, 2006
You won't see me coming... till i STRIKE!
Hello, long time no post i know, i know. Don't get ya knickers in a twist.
What goes on when there are no supervisors in the lab for just one day.
Hamtaro wannabes. Except Sexy... shes just smiling. BO-RING!
I told them all to smile normally, but i couldn't resist acting gay. ACTING.
Self-explanatory.
Well sadly my FYP is almost over. Okay that was a joke made in poor taste. IM FREAKIN ECSTATIC!!!!!11111 Soon i shall be joining the work force, doing my attachment. Don't know where i'm being attached, or anything. Kinda like Grandma's surprise birthday cakes every year. I never know what goes in them. But hopefully unlike Grandma's surprise cakes, i wont end every day questioning the presence of a god while having to endure explosive diaohrrea.
Well thats all for today! More will be written tomorrow. And rest assured, it will be bullshit :D
PEACE OUT!
What goes on when there are no supervisors in the lab for just one day.
Hamtaro wannabes. Except Sexy... shes just smiling. BO-RING!
I told them all to smile normally, but i couldn't resist acting gay. ACTING.
Self-explanatory.
Well sadly my FYP is almost over. Okay that was a joke made in poor taste. IM FREAKIN ECSTATIC!!!!!11111 Soon i shall be joining the work force, doing my attachment. Don't know where i'm being attached, or anything. Kinda like Grandma's surprise birthday cakes every year. I never know what goes in them. But hopefully unlike Grandma's surprise cakes, i wont end every day questioning the presence of a god while having to endure explosive diaohrrea.
Well thats all for today! More will be written tomorrow. And rest assured, it will be bullshit :D
PEACE OUT!
Monday, May 22, 2006
One thousand! omg omg omg
Omg omg omg omg omg!!!!! My athsma! *wheeze wheeze* Okay all better.
Yay! 1000 pageviews! Thanks for reading my lame retarded blog everyone. If you read my blog, please tag me in my shoutbox! It always makes my day :D So remember! Everytime you read and don't tag, a kitten dies. Think of the kittens.
Alright ranting time! Sweet! So it turns out that the blood donation starts tomorrow. I'm scared i won't have enough blood to donate, so i'm gonna go home and drink ketchup. If you just thought for even a split second "hmm that sounds logical", please, go to your room, say a final prayer and shoot yourself. Oh my, so many violent references in one day.
Well anyway, i was wondering what blood donation was like. I went over every possible outcome, and i found this one to be the most likely. Again, i brought visual aid.
Me lying down, and that's the needle. Everything is gonna be ok. (yes that picture should look familiar.)
After the needle is inserted. In the pink of health as you can see!
Well that's all for now. Cheerio :D
Yay! 1000 pageviews! Thanks for reading my lame retarded blog everyone. If you read my blog, please tag me in my shoutbox! It always makes my day :D So remember! Everytime you read and don't tag, a kitten dies. Think of the kittens.
Alright ranting time! Sweet! So it turns out that the blood donation starts tomorrow. I'm scared i won't have enough blood to donate, so i'm gonna go home and drink ketchup. If you just thought for even a split second "hmm that sounds logical", please, go to your room, say a final prayer and shoot yourself. Oh my, so many violent references in one day.
Well anyway, i was wondering what blood donation was like. I went over every possible outcome, and i found this one to be the most likely. Again, i brought visual aid.
Me lying down, and that's the needle. Everything is gonna be ok. (yes that picture should look familiar.)
After the needle is inserted. In the pink of health as you can see!
Well that's all for now. Cheerio :D
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Found some faith in humanity!
SUP HOMEBOYZ wutz da happie hapz?!?!
Okay, im so not cool enough to use street slang. I'm not "street" enough. Well anyway today im gonna sidetrack from the whole "look at me i did something retarded today wheeeee" and i'm gonna talk about kindness. YES, KINDNESS.
Well anyway for a coupla years now i thought being kind was bullshit, because helping people out leaves you vulnerable, and they won't even remember your kindness with time, plus it requires *yawn* effort. But anyhoo recently i got back in touch with an old primary school friend. She told me she had an accident once in primary school, and i made a card for her and she was so touched she kept it all this time. 8 years. I thought paper decomposes in that time.
But well she kept it. And i didn't even remember making such a card yano? I dunno... at that moment i kinda realised that sure i get a heck of a laugh everytime i go "bastard mode" on some moron "kuanyi style" but people do remember kindness and stuff :) And it made me want to do more kind stuff :D
I want to donate blood tomorrow! Well, if they want my blood. But i'm sure they will. Cuz my blood, mm hmm, this right here, IS WHERE ALL DA VITAMIN K IS AT HOLLAAAAA.
Still not cool enough huh. =/
Okay, im so not cool enough to use street slang. I'm not "street" enough. Well anyway today im gonna sidetrack from the whole "look at me i did something retarded today wheeeee" and i'm gonna talk about kindness. YES, KINDNESS.
Well anyway for a coupla years now i thought being kind was bullshit, because helping people out leaves you vulnerable, and they won't even remember your kindness with time, plus it requires *yawn* effort. But anyhoo recently i got back in touch with an old primary school friend. She told me she had an accident once in primary school, and i made a card for her and she was so touched she kept it all this time. 8 years. I thought paper decomposes in that time.
But well she kept it. And i didn't even remember making such a card yano? I dunno... at that moment i kinda realised that sure i get a heck of a laugh everytime i go "bastard mode" on some moron "kuanyi style" but people do remember kindness and stuff :) And it made me want to do more kind stuff :D
I want to donate blood tomorrow! Well, if they want my blood. But i'm sure they will. Cuz my blood, mm hmm, this right here, IS WHERE ALL DA VITAMIN K IS AT HOLLAAAAA.
Still not cool enough huh. =/
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Just admit i'm right and save yourself a whole lot of pain.
HUGE MANATEES! Sorry, had to be done. Anyway hello again minions. I know i've slacked off writing for a few days, yes i heard the millions of cries outside my balcony, demanding for my magic fingers to get back to writing. The woman with the inhaler and like 10 IV tubes poked through her various organs pointed out that she "Can't live without me." but *SHOCK GASP 7-11 BIG GULP* i have a life you know. WADDAFRICK? Yeah i know.
Well okay heres a treat today. I was gonna write about tackling depression, but i got lost in my research and fell into depression, drinking heavily, taking unprescribed medication, and slitting my wrist along to the tune of "i'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance (yes, them again.) Nononono. SAY SAY SAY!!! you get something better. I teach you my 1337 drawing SKILLZ! A simple guide to anime style CG. no talent/high IQ required! keep reading to become as R0X0RZ as me!
Start with an oval.This is crucial, the circular-ness must be perfect.
Add facial features, and the body. As you can see, it took me 1/2 an hr to get to this step. The soulful eyes... that expressive mouth..and the perfect anatomy. Do not be discouraged if you cannot do it as perfectly as me, I'm a professional.
Anime style punk hair, feathery wings. We're halfway there, press on!
Add a background. I chose a cityscape, because an urban environment conveys a certain whatchamacallit. Just 1 more step!
Just alittle minor touch up, about 2mins work. And there you have it! A masterpiece!
Simple, and fun for the whole family! Go try it NOW! I guarantee instant results.
Cheerio!
kudos to fallout161 for the awesome drawing :)
Well okay heres a treat today. I was gonna write about tackling depression, but i got lost in my research and fell into depression, drinking heavily, taking unprescribed medication, and slitting my wrist along to the tune of "i'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance (yes, them again.) Nononono. SAY SAY SAY!!! you get something better. I teach you my 1337 drawing SKILLZ! A simple guide to anime style CG. no talent/high IQ required! keep reading to become as R0X0RZ as me!
Start with an oval.This is crucial, the circular-ness must be perfect.
Add facial features, and the body. As you can see, it took me 1/2 an hr to get to this step. The soulful eyes... that expressive mouth..and the perfect anatomy. Do not be discouraged if you cannot do it as perfectly as me, I'm a professional.
Anime style punk hair, feathery wings. We're halfway there, press on!
Add a background. I chose a cityscape, because an urban environment conveys a certain whatchamacallit. Just 1 more step!
Just alittle minor touch up, about 2mins work. And there you have it! A masterpiece!
Simple, and fun for the whole family! Go try it NOW! I guarantee instant results.
Cheerio!
kudos to fallout161 for the awesome drawing :)
Sunday, May 14, 2006
If i'm twice as cool as you, you're half as cool as me.
Hello again :) Today i have a game for you all to play. It's called "GUESS HOW OLD KUANYI'S SISTER IS". Those who know, don't spoil it for those who dont. Wankers.
Kay im just gonna show ya all pics of her birthday presents this year. Guess her age based on the presents she got.
Pom Poms
Plastic Ninja Sword
Picture taken on her dolphin print bedsheets.
Plastic Handcuffs, Nunchucks, and dart pistol.
(Yes i shot her.)
Her final gift is a pair of star goggles which you will see alittle later.
So how old is my precious little sister? 5? 7? 10?
Try 17.
I think they make a bold fashion statement.
Happy Birthday little sis. Sorry it's partially my fault you became retarded. :)
Kay im just gonna show ya all pics of her birthday presents this year. Guess her age based on the presents she got.
Pom Poms
Plastic Ninja Sword
Picture taken on her dolphin print bedsheets.
Plastic Handcuffs, Nunchucks, and dart pistol.
(Yes i shot her.)
Her final gift is a pair of star goggles which you will see alittle later.
So how old is my precious little sister? 5? 7? 10?
Try 17.
I think they make a bold fashion statement.
Happy Birthday little sis. Sorry it's partially my fault you became retarded. :)
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Its Happy Happy Fun Fun Day
I spend my early mornings prancing
with the unicorns under the rainbow.
But with my elfish friends i go dancing
amidst the toadstools when the sun goes low.
Hey ebullibuddy!
It's happie happiE~ FUN! day.
Today is the day i sing and dance to The Spice Girls hit single 'Wannabe' till my armpits sweat.
Hee. Sorry if
My bloggie template dont look HAPPIE~
enough.
Imagine it looks like this.
http://blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=58991&action=Preview
My room has rainbow walls
Raibow everything.
Except My Little Ponies.
TEE HEE HEE.
LET'S BE FWENS :D.
I wrote another poem
This one is called
'RAINBOW!!!!'
I hope you
All like it. I took alot of time writing it and
It means alot to me.
RAINBOW RAINBOW RAINBOW
YOU ARE SO PRETTY
7 COLORS ALL COMBINE
I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
These poems are extensions of my soul =')
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
It's frickin' emo day
SCREW the world, no one loves me.
If i died, i would not be missed.
I clench upon my penknife firmly,
And cry mascara as i slit my wrist.
Hey everyone.
It's Frickin' emo day.
Today is the day i listen to 'My Chemical Romance' and cry till my mascara runs.
Frick. Sorry if
My blog template dont look emo
enough.
Imagine it looks like this.
http://blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=9627&action=Preview
My room has black walls
Black everything.
Except thin red candles.
UNSPEAKABLE RAGE BROUGHT ON BY LOUD METAL MUSIC.
LET'S KILL.
I wrote another poem
This one is called
'Take a frickin HINT'
I hope you
All like it. I took alot of time writing it and
It means alot to me.
FRICK! FRICKIN HELL.
I WAS GONNA WRITE A HAIKU BUT I FORGOT THE FORMAT.
SO THIS POEM AINT GONNA RHYME. RAGE, RAGE, RAGE.
....It didnt ease the pain ='(
If i died, i would not be missed.
I clench upon my penknife firmly,
And cry mascara as i slit my wrist.
Hey everyone.
It's Frickin' emo day.
Today is the day i listen to 'My Chemical Romance' and cry till my mascara runs.
Frick. Sorry if
My blog template dont look emo
enough.
Imagine it looks like this.
http://blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=9627&action=Preview
My room has black walls
Black everything.
Except thin red candles.
UNSPEAKABLE RAGE BROUGHT ON BY LOUD METAL MUSIC.
LET'S KILL.
I wrote another poem
This one is called
'Take a frickin HINT'
I hope you
All like it. I took alot of time writing it and
It means alot to me.
FRICK! FRICKIN HELL.
I WAS GONNA WRITE A HAIKU BUT I FORGOT THE FORMAT.
SO THIS POEM AINT GONNA RHYME. RAGE, RAGE, RAGE.
....It didnt ease the pain ='(
Monday, May 08, 2006
Sadded as a saddering-sad thing.
Today Robin/Marlboro told me im like rippin off of some wanker named maddox. Maddawhat? Maddawho?! Was my initial reaction. I ain't rippin off no one, this is just me aight. Big holla to all ma peeps, keepin it real in da dawg pound yo.
So I'm just sittin' here watching Daryl nod off. Sleepiest bastard i've ever seen in all my school days. Then i got to thinking: Is there someone watching me?! Aside from the web cam and the security camera of course. I mean Satellites, man. Those things can see thru frickin' anything, like concrete and stuff. And i heard they have like death rays, man. They can frickin' kill ANYONE from ANYWHERE. Like, they just have to press the big red button and ZAP they can fry anyone across the globe. I don't know about YOU GUYS, but i dont fancy the thought of having a second God ready to smite me with divine judgement anytime he saw fit.
Then i realised Death Rays aren't real.
FRICK i wish i had a Death Ray.
Now you all wish you had Death Rays, don't you.
So I'm just sittin' here watching Daryl nod off. Sleepiest bastard i've ever seen in all my school days. Then i got to thinking: Is there someone watching me?! Aside from the web cam and the security camera of course. I mean Satellites, man. Those things can see thru frickin' anything, like concrete and stuff. And i heard they have like death rays, man. They can frickin' kill ANYONE from ANYWHERE. Like, they just have to press the big red button and ZAP they can fry anyone across the globe. I don't know about YOU GUYS, but i dont fancy the thought of having a second God ready to smite me with divine judgement anytime he saw fit.
Then i realised Death Rays aren't real.
FRICK i wish i had a Death Ray.
Now you all wish you had Death Rays, don't you.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Piss and crap aint half as gross when it's your own.
Well FRICK. My dad found a new way to torture me. You know those gross flying ants, yeah the ones who look just like ants, but with wings? Uh huh. They are appearing alot in my house nowadays. You know how those ants love light? Yeah. You know how computer monitors give off light? Uh huh. So my dad turned off all the lights in the house last night so when i was on the comp i got swarmed by little bitch ants slapping their pathetic selves into my face and eyes and everywhere. And he didnt let me turn the lights on. So i lost my temper (i was entirely right in doing so, i mean hes a huge sadist) and he didnt let me use the comp all of this afternoon. So i went to sleep. I dreamt there were 2 cats outside my window. Yeah, sounds normal, but it's not cos i live on the 13th floor. So i took them in. And then frick they turn into little girls and i wake up a pedophile.
Well before the mildly disturbing dream that questions my sexual preferences i went for a mothers day lunch with *GASP* my mom... oh and my grandma...It was one of those chinese restaurants which looks like some imperial palace.
We had this woman serving us and she had that chinese cheong sam top on, you know the one which makes any chinese automatically look like a wushu master? yeah. So my sister wanted more soya sauce and she wanted to go steal it from another table. So i said "Yeah, I'll cover you." Well there she went, humming the Mission Impossible theme like some super spy (no really she did) and i watched her... then i saw the wushu master looking at her... i kept quiet... Then the wushu master said "dont steal soya sauce" and there she was, with her hand holding the soya sauce holder thingy and everyone was staring at her and her face was like a pedo being caught in an episode of crime watch... I was laughing so hard.
And i have this little cousin who's like 6 and shes evil. Everyone in my life seems evil! So yeah she said she likes princesses and i told her im a princess. She didn't believe me. She asked my evil, evil Mom and my mom goes "yes hes a princess." i was like ALRIGHT MOM!!! Then she goes "But hes the ugliest princess ever." My grandma who barely speaks english laughed. And i said "BUT I AM HANDSUM?!?!" Then my Grandma said "Xiang de mei." which literally means dream a beautiful dream. Then my little sister goes to my cousin and says "hes an ugly princess from the garbage bin." Then my cousin goes "ooooo....so thats why he has so many pimples." Then i go to my sis all like "HEY" then she looks at me with a sadistic smile and said "you didn't cover me." WTF. Well anyway i got the last laugh. I proclaim proudly that there is a certain 6 year old in singapore who thinks ducks go "moomoo" and cows go "quack quack." >=)
Well before the mildly disturbing dream that questions my sexual preferences i went for a mothers day lunch with *GASP* my mom... oh and my grandma...It was one of those chinese restaurants which looks like some imperial palace.
We had this woman serving us and she had that chinese cheong sam top on, you know the one which makes any chinese automatically look like a wushu master? yeah. So my sister wanted more soya sauce and she wanted to go steal it from another table. So i said "Yeah, I'll cover you." Well there she went, humming the Mission Impossible theme like some super spy (no really she did) and i watched her... then i saw the wushu master looking at her... i kept quiet... Then the wushu master said "dont steal soya sauce" and there she was, with her hand holding the soya sauce holder thingy and everyone was staring at her and her face was like a pedo being caught in an episode of crime watch... I was laughing so hard.
And i have this little cousin who's like 6 and shes evil. Everyone in my life seems evil! So yeah she said she likes princesses and i told her im a princess. She didn't believe me. She asked my evil, evil Mom and my mom goes "yes hes a princess." i was like ALRIGHT MOM!!! Then she goes "But hes the ugliest princess ever." My grandma who barely speaks english laughed. And i said "BUT I AM HANDSUM?!?!" Then my Grandma said "Xiang de mei." which literally means dream a beautiful dream. Then my little sister goes to my cousin and says "hes an ugly princess from the garbage bin." Then my cousin goes "ooooo....so thats why he has so many pimples." Then i go to my sis all like "HEY" then she looks at me with a sadistic smile and said "you didn't cover me." WTF. Well anyway i got the last laugh. I proclaim proudly that there is a certain 6 year old in singapore who thinks ducks go "moomoo" and cows go "quack quack." >=)
Thursday, May 04, 2006
I put on my robes and wizard hat.
[ DesirouS] says:
tida dum tida dum
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
DUM DUM DUM~~~
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
I AM SUPER KUANYI
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
my special move is
[ DesirouS ] says:
haha...super dum u mean
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ROAR OF THE MANATEE
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ROOOOOOAR!!!!!!!
[ DesirouS ] says:
thats sound impressive..
[ DesirouS ] Life says:
haha..
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
-40hp
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
evil villain dada
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
your evil deeds shall be put a stop to
[ DesirouS ] says:
oh...ic...i got a move is called ..anti-roar it squeaks instead...
-80hp
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
by none other than
[ DesirouS ] says:
haha
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
THAT GUY
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
tch...! such power...!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
you villainous fiend!
[ DesirouS ] says:
hahaha..
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ROAR OF THE ANTI ROAR OF THE MANATEE
[ DesirouS ] says:
thats why a balance in the force haha
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
-100HP
[ DesirouS ] says:
what the..
[ DesirouS ] says:
then i have the anti roar- of the anti manatee...
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
I HAVE THE ANTI ANTI ROAR OF THE ANTI MANATEE
[ DesirouS ] says:
hmm..then i have the anti anti-manatee of the razor roar
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
there is no balance
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
i win no matter what because i am good and you are evil
[ DesirouS ] says:
who says..the evil prevails
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE CHEESE STRIKE
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
-200hp!!!!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
i strike you with the fearsome force of a manatee
attacking a cheese
[ DesirouS ] says:
roar cheese thumper..!!
[ DesirouS ] says:
-150hp
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
DAMN YOU
[ DesirouS ] says:
whahah
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE SHOWER OF LIFE
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
i drink manatee pee and regain 400hp!
[ DesirouS ] says:
Oo...i have roar constipation acid...instant DEATH!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
my manatee pet uses MANATEE DOWN on me
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
revived!
[ DesirouS ] says:
i have my roar max revive and hyper potion to heal me..
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE AND MAN BECOME ONE...!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
FUUUUOOOO.........!!!!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE MAN TRANSFORMATION!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
*giant robot sound effects*
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEEZORD
[ DesirouS ] says:
hahahha..Roar disabled!! *transformation of manatee failed
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
no it cant fail
[ DesirouS ] says:
yes it can!.. ROAR!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
NOOOO
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ah fuck you
[ DesirouS ] says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
A crappy week in general. There's a web cam pointed at my back this very second. I am really starting to hate school. General Piyo Piyo of Satan's army is making me stay back an extra hr everyday after school for the next month because i skipped school 6 times. 4 times with excuse he also go count, hurhur. And now he's monitoring me like a fat nerdy boy drooling on his ant farm. Sexy helped me stage a protest. i think we got through to him.
Maybe not huh. Well anyway i'm going to run for my napfa test now. Godspeed to me.
8:40pm
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tida dum tida dum
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
DUM DUM DUM~~~
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
I AM SUPER KUANYI
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
my special move is
[ DesirouS ] says:
haha...super dum u mean
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ROAR OF THE MANATEE
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ROOOOOOAR!!!!!!!
[ DesirouS ] says:
thats sound impressive..
[ DesirouS ] Life says:
haha..
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
-40hp
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
evil villain dada
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
your evil deeds shall be put a stop to
[ DesirouS ] says:
oh...ic...i got a move is called ..anti-roar it squeaks instead...
-80hp
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
by none other than
[ DesirouS ] says:
haha
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
THAT GUY
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
tch...! such power...!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
you villainous fiend!
[ DesirouS ] says:
hahaha..
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ROAR OF THE ANTI ROAR OF THE MANATEE
[ DesirouS ] says:
thats why a balance in the force haha
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
-100HP
[ DesirouS ] says:
what the..
[ DesirouS ] says:
then i have the anti roar- of the anti manatee...
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
I HAVE THE ANTI ANTI ROAR OF THE ANTI MANATEE
[ DesirouS ] says:
hmm..then i have the anti anti-manatee of the razor roar
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
there is no balance
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
i win no matter what because i am good and you are evil
[ DesirouS ] says:
who says..the evil prevails
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE CHEESE STRIKE
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
-200hp!!!!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
i strike you with the fearsome force of a manatee
attacking a cheese
[ DesirouS ] says:
roar cheese thumper..!!
[ DesirouS ] says:
-150hp
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
DAMN YOU
[ DesirouS ] says:
whahah
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE SHOWER OF LIFE
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
i drink manatee pee and regain 400hp!
[ DesirouS ] says:
Oo...i have roar constipation acid...instant DEATH!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
my manatee pet uses MANATEE DOWN on me
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
revived!
[ DesirouS ] says:
i have my roar max revive and hyper potion to heal me..
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE AND MAN BECOME ONE...!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
FUUUUOOOO.........!!!!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEE MAN TRANSFORMATION!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
*giant robot sound effects*
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
MANATEEZORD
[ DesirouS ] says:
hahahha..Roar disabled!! *transformation of manatee failed
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
no it cant fail
[ DesirouS ] says:
yes it can!.. ROAR!!
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
NOOOO
- Kuanyi El Supremo [ Roar of the Manatee ] says:
ah fuck you
[ DesirouS ] says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
A crappy week in general. There's a web cam pointed at my back this very second. I am really starting to hate school. General Piyo Piyo of Satan's army is making me stay back an extra hr everyday after school for the next month because i skipped school 6 times. 4 times with excuse he also go count, hurhur. And now he's monitoring me like a fat nerdy boy drooling on his ant farm. Sexy helped me stage a protest. i think we got through to him.
Maybe not huh. Well anyway i'm going to run for my napfa test now. Godspeed to me.
CONFIRM FAIL.
8:40pm
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I FAILED.
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
I'm not gay. You wanna see gay? I'll show you gay!!
...Okay that didnt come out right. Anyway some idiot posted something about a gay club in my tagboard. Wtf? i have a sneaky suspicion its Robin. But he's probably too much of a pussy to admit =) Sorry if it isn't you though Ol' Rob. I'll edit this post if you can provide evidence or something. WELL frick ANYWAY, I heard the whispers, and those amongst you who shout "KUANYI THE GAY FAGGOT" at me, and the in-betweeners who just go "dude you are gay." OKAY I HAVE UNDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE I'M NOT GAY!
Scientists have been studying the mating patterns of manatees (yes it's always about the manatees) and their behavioral patterns for many years. Recently a translation device has been invented which allows us to listen to what the mantees are saying, 'manatee-speak' if you will. This image is entirely real. No photo manipulation was used on this image whatsoever.
There you have it folks, solid unreputable evidence! This should be enough to silence the naive curs who disagree. If for some reason you don't believe me, take a look at this picture:
Would this face lie to you? MMM HMMM I DONT THINK SO.
All that aside, i got me first 100 blog hits!
Well okay so roughly 20 are from me refreshing my page. but when you make a blog, you have to keep refreshing! you can't blame me! MMMM HMMMM.
Thanks for looking and stuff at my blog. I might write more shit later if i feel like it.
Scientists have been studying the mating patterns of manatees (yes it's always about the manatees) and their behavioral patterns for many years. Recently a translation device has been invented which allows us to listen to what the mantees are saying, 'manatee-speak' if you will. This image is entirely real. No photo manipulation was used on this image whatsoever.
There you have it folks, solid unreputable evidence! This should be enough to silence the naive curs who disagree. If for some reason you don't believe me, take a look at this picture:
Would this face lie to you? MMM HMMM I DONT THINK SO.
All that aside, i got me first 100 blog hits!
Well okay so roughly 20 are from me refreshing my page. but when you make a blog, you have to keep refreshing! you can't blame me! MMMM HMMMM.
Thanks for looking and stuff at my blog. I might write more shit later if i feel like it.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
OH the huge manatee
Hey peepazoids! Today was a rawkin' sockin' day, i set a new record! I put on my shirt the wrong way round 4 times today! Yeah i know i change alot. I had to put on and take off my hoodie alright? Anyway today's random topic is msn. OH really Kuanyi, you use msn? Gee i had no idea. FRICK ok let's just do this ok? I must say i have great friends. lots of fun to bully and stuff! Like take my friend Val for instance. She posted a really "cute" hamtaro emoticon, but i had a much cuter one of my own to share with my fwens =3
http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hamtaro9uh.jpg
They seemed to think so too! And i think my friends really like me. I left a good impression yay!
http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hamtaro9uh.jpg
Wait....FRICK! Okay you guys are retards anyway. So i went to chat with me friend Sexy. Well i thought she was a friend, until i realised how little attention she actually pays me:
I mean, WTF? If she had worked those sexy eyes justa little bit more (uh huh uh huh) she woulda figured out i posted a picture of a penguin. She even lied about seeing it! I've never been so hurt, honestly.
Well Frick, let's just move on. So i wanted some help from ma mad poppa ter (HOLLA WE GONNA MAKE YOU HIP! YEAH! WE GONNA MAKE YOU HOP! YEAAH! WE GONNA MAKE YA HIP HOP!! KAO BEI LA =x) but yeah, i hope i dont come off as being too harsh but terence, you are one heck of a mofo.
Thanks for the help, bitch! Oh hey i sent you a christmas cake. It's a log cake. Enjoy, you sorry excuse for a human being. Wheres your fuckin' SOCIAL RESPONSIBILIY. Shh...okay hush... okay im sorry.... shh... i'll hold you now... let's join hands and sing 'heal the world'...
Okay this last screenshot is an old one, and not about MSN, but i found an interesting email in my hotmail one day:
You guys do wonders for my self-esteem, honestly! It's no wonder with friends like you, i am still afraid to pee in public toilets to this day.
Well i'm out of screenshots and ideas, and it's that time of day again, to act busy with my project and whatnot. =/
...AND DOES NO ONE SHARE MY LOVE FOR MARINE LIFE?!
http://img175.imageshack.us/my
They seemed to think so too! And i think my friends really like me. I left a good impression yay!
http://img175.imageshack.us/my
Wait....FRICK! Okay you guys are retards anyway. So i went to chat with me friend Sexy. Well i thought she was a friend, until i realised how little attention she actually pays me:
I mean, WTF? If she had worked those sexy eyes justa little bit more (uh huh uh huh) she woulda figured out i posted a picture of a penguin. She even lied about seeing it! I've never been so hurt, honestly.
Well Frick, let's just move on. So i wanted some help from ma mad poppa ter (HOLLA WE GONNA MAKE YOU HIP! YEAH! WE GONNA MAKE YOU HOP! YEAAH! WE GONNA MAKE YA HIP HOP!! KAO BEI LA =x) but yeah, i hope i dont come off as being too harsh but terence, you are one heck of a mofo.
Thanks for the help, bitch! Oh hey i sent you a christmas cake. It's a log cake. Enjoy, you sorry excuse for a human being. Wheres your fuckin' SOCIAL RESPONSIBILIY. Shh...okay hush... okay im sorry.... shh... i'll hold you now... let's join hands and sing 'heal the world'...
Okay this last screenshot is an old one, and not about MSN, but i found an interesting email in my hotmail one day:
You guys do wonders for my self-esteem, honestly! It's no wonder with friends like you, i am still afraid to pee in public toilets to this day.
Well i'm out of screenshots and ideas, and it's that time of day again, to act busy with my project and whatnot. =/
...AND DOES NO ONE SHARE MY LOVE FOR MARINE LIFE?!
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