So i saw terence did this "6 weird things about me" on his blog. Those are the least of his problems. Here are some i would like to add to his list:
7)Spent his entire childhood thinking that the transformers animated series' opening theme song goes "TRANSFORMERS... ROBOTS IN THE SKIES"
8)Does this "abang.." malay accent while in trouble to try to make us laugh when we are ready to kick his ass. It is his defence mechanism.
9)Doesn't download his own music, tries to get friends to download 'em for him because "he is afraid of getting caught."
Well don't sweat it, think of all these stupid traits as a tiny snowball rolling down a hill. At first, it's not very big, but eventually it picks up speed, rolls over a dog or something, then it grows into this 10m high mass of snow. Before you know it, you're like freakazoid whizzing through cyberspace. No, there is no relation between a snowball and freakazoid, but i like freakazoid HE HAS LIGHTNING IN HIS HAIR
Anyway, here is my list of 6, because THIS IS MY BLOG, AND TERENCE DOESN'T DESERVE MORE AIR TIME THAN ME
1)I am twenty one years old (check it homie) but yet i have little/no comprehension of how the female mind works. I STILL think that opening with a story about how i am sure that mermaids are real, but don't really use shells for bras is a great ice breaker with any member of the opposite sex.
2)I find it hard to laugh unless the story involved contains retardation, some form of questionable-homosexuality, people getting hurt, people getting fatally wounded, or my personal favorite, an amalgam of all of the above, being possibly-gay people getting hurt due to acts of retardation.
3)I cannot sleep without my hallway light on. Because then i am positive the ghosts are gonna come get me. I also sprint from my kitchen to my room when the house is dark, just in case a ghost is sneaking up on me.
4)I jump at movies, like physically jump in my seat out of fear. But how do i jump in my seat out of fear when i don't even watch scary movies? Well, because i am afraid of sudden loud noises. Here are a few classic moments my classmates remember:
i)Constantine, at the part where Constantine says "We're going to hell" or something, and a really loud bus goes "BEEP BEEP" behind them. That is one scary bus.
ii)Batman begins, when the old fogey car maker goes to Bruce Wayne and says "It's just a regular old hummer" and smiles. Then the scene immediately changes to batman in the hummer, going really loud like "ZWEEEEUUEUEUEEEEEEE" and scaring the beejeezus out of me.
iii)Spiderman 3, just 2 weeks ago. Parker was riding his scooter and got pulled off his bike by the goblin jr. very suddenly. In my defence, i assumed spiderman had spider sense, so i wasn't expecting him to get surprised!
5)I listen to the same song for HOURS on end. Or days. Sometimes when i find a new song, it is put on repeat on my winamp for the entire day, and if i go out it is on repeat on my ipod. May take from 2 days up to 1 month to break the ritual, depending on how quick i get sick of it, or if i find a new favorite song.
6)I borderline on retardation. Seriously. Imagine this: I am working at Delifrance, and i need to make someone a sandwich. Steps are as follows:
i)Put uncut baguette on chopping board.
ii)Wear glove on right hand.
iii)Use my left hand to hold the baguette, while using my right hand with the glove on to hold the knife and cut the baguette.
Add more in my tag board if you wanna add any to my list :) That's all for now. DoTA calls. Some noobs are gettin' an ass kickin' TONIGHT! HOLA ESPANOL CHING CHONG GOMEN NASAI PREPARE FOR A BUTT WHOOPIN'! HOLLAAAA
... yeah.
