Thursday, January 22, 2009
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Monday, January 05, 2009
An empty life is full of emptiness
That makes absolutely no sense.
The title, i mean.
Seriously? How can you be full of emptiness? How do i even come up with such stupid one-liners?
Anyway i'm stalling, because nothing of interest took place this week or last week. So since there's nothing worth blogging about, why am i even here?
Because i feel like it.
I feel like its obligatory for me to come here all up in da pimp house. Like y'all my hos, and itsa pimps duty to look afta his hos.
So gimme a sec ya, lemme think of something worth talking about....
OH YES! See, the space between the previous sentence and the OH YES! may be very small, but there was over 15mins worth of thinking inbetween.
You know how, at a traffic crossing, the traffic light goes red, and then something like 5 seconds later, the green man starts flashing and we can start crossing? I hate those people who can't wait the 5 seconds and start crossing the road the moment the light turns red. I mean, what the hell? Is someone you love dying in the hospital and you have to rush to hear out his last words? Do you have the worst case of diarrhoea ever? What? WHAT? Impatient fags.
Thats all i got. Make it last, might not post for awhile. You might want to read a paragraph a day. Oops, but then, by the time you read this, the post is all read up. Too bad.
The title, i mean.
Seriously? How can you be full of emptiness? How do i even come up with such stupid one-liners?
Anyway i'm stalling, because nothing of interest took place this week or last week. So since there's nothing worth blogging about, why am i even here?
Because i feel like it.
I feel like its obligatory for me to come here all up in da pimp house. Like y'all my hos, and itsa pimps duty to look afta his hos.
So gimme a sec ya, lemme think of something worth talking about....
OH YES! See, the space between the previous sentence and the OH YES! may be very small, but there was over 15mins worth of thinking inbetween.
You know how, at a traffic crossing, the traffic light goes red, and then something like 5 seconds later, the green man starts flashing and we can start crossing? I hate those people who can't wait the 5 seconds and start crossing the road the moment the light turns red. I mean, what the hell? Is someone you love dying in the hospital and you have to rush to hear out his last words? Do you have the worst case of diarrhoea ever? What? WHAT? Impatient fags.
Thats all i got. Make it last, might not post for awhile. You might want to read a paragraph a day. Oops, but then, by the time you read this, the post is all read up. Too bad.
Friday, January 02, 2009
Brand New Day
I really enjoyed 2008. It was fun as hell.
I hope 2009 will be just as fun. For me. At all of your expenses.
I hope 2009 will be just as fun. For me. At all of your expenses.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Fuck off, i'm famous
Hey, hey hey losers. Read and weep. I am now officially a celebrity.
I am now super awesome. Now whenever i make an appearance anywhere, the song 'Welcome to the jungle' now plays manually in your head.
You know how i always used to say "Even if i become famous i won't forget you guys cuz we are friends?" That was weak, loser unfamous Kuanyi. He is dead. RIP. Now strong, winner famous Kuanyi is telling you guys he don't need you no more. You can all get back on the next bus back to LOSERVILLE and keep leading your miserable lives of mediocrity.
Oops, thats my agent calling. He said i can afford to be a douchebag to everyone now, they'll still love me cos i'm a superstar. Catch you fags later.
Poem: The Loneliest Christmas
Christmas came and Christmas went,
but not a dollar from my pocket was spent.
In order to adhere to the gift-giving trend,
one would require a single friend.
No lights, no presents, no mistletoe,
no fun, no log cakes, and of course no snow.
Prepare to empty your tear ducts at the saddest tale,
of how bad Christmas sucked for the world's loneliest male.
At 930am i was stirred from my sleep,
and from the get-go i began to weep.
The only sms greetings i received,
were from lonely males like myself, almost as grieved.
I went back to sleep and slept past 4,
I slept till i simply couldn't sleep no more,
didn't wanna go out, didn't wanna party,
if anything else, the day was ordinary.
Passing the time playing dota and drawing,
time passed quickly doing the usual and boring.
As the clock struck midnight on my loneliest night,
I realised my life had reached the lowest height.
For how could i celebrate and cheer
when i knew this shit is gonna repeat itself next year?
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
SPIRIT OF LOSERS
The other day, i was asked to check webstats for the smirnoff website. Its a pretty snazzy site, i have to say. Its completely in flash, and way dope/pimp/supafly.
Anyhoo, i was looking at the requirements from the client and one of them was listed as needing "A list of page views to the SOC site". As i'd never worked on the site before, i was a little lost as to what SOC actually stood for. Smell Of Chicken? Size of Co-!! Nono. This post is family friendly.
So i went to the Smirnoff site and started navigating around. Clicking randomly, trying to find what SOC could possibly mean.
After roughly 10mins, i got bored of it so i went to my colleague, who sits behind me. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked her what the hell SOC stands for. She looked at me, looked at my monitor, then pointed at my screen. I turned around, and this is what i saw.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!! Nono. Family friendly.
Anyhoo, i was looking at the requirements from the client and one of them was listed as needing "A list of page views to the SOC site". As i'd never worked on the site before, i was a little lost as to what SOC actually stood for. Smell Of Chicken? Size of Co-!! Nono. This post is family friendly.
So i went to the Smirnoff site and started navigating around. Clicking randomly, trying to find what SOC could possibly mean.
After roughly 10mins, i got bored of it so i went to my colleague, who sits behind me. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked her what the hell SOC stands for. She looked at me, looked at my monitor, then pointed at my screen. I turned around, and this is what i saw.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!! Nono. Family friendly.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Photoshop. Bored.
Today, a horrible revelation.
I met some primary school friends for lunch/cock talking. PRIMARY ONE friends, to be exact. Somehow someone put up a photo of us on phacebook and we kinda started finding each other again.
Anyway, i only remember 8/40 of my old classmates. Most of the 8 are only by face.
The sad thing is, there is one person in primary school i have never forgotten.
Her name is Yvonne. She was my classmate for only one year. Tall. Short hair. Tanned skin. I can even remember her exact face.
How is this?
Because roughly 14 years ago, When i was a wee lad, on my way home from school (it was a cloudy day) i walked past the school field.
There, standing around the gate, was Yvonne. She asked me if she could borrow 10 cents. Note that this was my last 10 cents in my pocket. She wanted to buy cheap 10-cent biscuits.
I was reluctant. But she promised to give me a small box of smarties the following day. Always an investor, i decided to lend her the last 10 cents i had.
However, to this day i have yet to see my investment return.
YES I KNOW I LOOK LIKE A HUGE DICK FOR BEARING A 14 YEAR GRUDGE COSTING 10 CENTS. BUT I REMEMBER THAT DAY, AND THAT PROMISE, LIKE IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY. IF I EVER SEE HER AGAIN, I WILL DEMAND MY SMARTIES.
So yeah, big revelation, i forgot almost all my classmates, but not the girl who
Monday, December 08, 2008
ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL!
http://www.youth.sg/content/view/6529/51/
When my ex-colleague asked if i would help her out by interviewing my all-time favorite local artist for an article, i thought i was getting Punk'd. I thought i would go down to AFA and expect to see Ashton Kutcher waiting to jump out at me, but he didn't.
Overall it was very fun meeting him. He was such a laid back guy, and he really took the time to talk to me, even though he was swarmed by fans, autographing their posters and stuff.
One day, i want to work for him. And paint the rainbows in the sky with him. In a purely non-homosexual way.
Btw, if you look at the bottom, you will see a short description about me.
"Kuanyi is a comic enthusiast whose love for Japanese and American comics/animations is surpassed only by his undying resolve to make everyone around him suffer."
They asked me for 1 or 2 sentences describing myself! What else could i say?!
When my ex-colleague asked if i would help her out by interviewing my all-time favorite local artist for an article, i thought i was getting Punk'd. I thought i would go down to AFA and expect to see Ashton Kutcher waiting to jump out at me, but he didn't.
Overall it was very fun meeting him. He was such a laid back guy, and he really took the time to talk to me, even though he was swarmed by fans, autographing their posters and stuff.
One day, i want to work for him. And paint the rainbows in the sky with him. In a purely non-homosexual way.
Btw, if you look at the bottom, you will see a short description about me.
"Kuanyi is a comic enthusiast whose love for Japanese and American comics/animations is surpassed only by his undying resolve to make everyone around him suffer."
They asked me for 1 or 2 sentences describing myself! What else could i say?!
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Sookie know WALTZ!
Actually, its Tsuki no Waltz, or the Waltz of the Moon.
This is really a beautiful and touching song. And the animation is really good too.
However, in the youtube description it is described as "a japanese warbler and a beautiful love story"
And for some reason, i misread it as "a japanese wanker and a beautiful love story."
For some reason, after watching the video, i was disappointed.
I would have loved to have seen how a love story between a man and his hand could've worked out.
What a douche
This video is proof of everything that is wrong with the world.
Believe it or not, the guy who makes his opponents walk backwards of the edge of a cliff is the good guy.
I CANNOT WATCH THIS VIDEO WITHOUT LAUGHING.
I mean, seriously. Why would you kill someone so horribly and continue to taunt him while he is "walking his way into hell"? IN FRONT OF CHILDREN?!
Probably the most humorous part is that true fans of the series do not find this funny at all. I quote:
"Kenshiro is actually a master of Hokuto fists. This case was very specific because Amiba framed both Toki and the Hokuto Shin-ken itself. Also, Kenshiro is a devoted master of this art and like many martial arts masters, he knows the difference between true practicioners and fakes like Amiba. A well deserved death."
-shinobikurisu
I will have to rethink my views on capital punishment. I will also have to remember to be nicer to other people. Before i find myself walking backwards to my death.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
WHATEVER, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!
You know what pisses me off? Not stupid people. Stupid people are awesome. If you have colleagues, or friends, you will find that stupid people are always the focal point for hilarious conversation.
I mean, sharing tales of their stupid exploits is the best way to spend a lunch or dinner break. I'm sure you've all done it before. You feel like a cheap hooker who just spread her legs for $20 after, but the next day, there you are again, smelling like cheap perfume and wearing your favorite fishnet stockings.
The best part? They are stupid, so they never find out. Every day, you wear your mask of deceptive kindness and smile, smile through your LYING BASTARD TEETH OMG YOU PIECE OF SHIT as they commit social suicide, just so that afterwards you can share the beautiful kodak moment with your fellow LYING SONSABITCHES.
GOD DAMN! HOW DO YOU DO IT YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! PLAYING THE FOOL LIKE A FOOL JUST FOR A CHEAP LAUGH, SO YOU CAN IMITATE HIM TELLING YOU ABOUT SOMETHING HE REALLY BELIEVES IN, WHEN IT ACTUALLY MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE HES A COMPLETELY BRAINDEAD DICKWAD, BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE IT RIGHT YOU STABBY MC.STABBYBACK!
Anyway, what was i talking about? Oh yeah. You know what pisses me off? People who preach about stuff they do all the time.
I mean, sharing tales of their stupid exploits is the best way to spend a lunch or dinner break. I'm sure you've all done it before. You feel like a cheap hooker who just spread her legs for $20 after, but the next day, there you are again, smelling like cheap perfume and wearing your favorite fishnet stockings.
The best part? They are stupid, so they never find out. Every day, you wear your mask of deceptive kindness and smile, smile through your LYING BASTARD TEETH OMG YOU PIECE OF SHIT as they commit social suicide, just so that afterwards you can share the beautiful kodak moment with your fellow LYING SONSABITCHES.
GOD DAMN! HOW DO YOU DO IT YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! PLAYING THE FOOL LIKE A FOOL JUST FOR A CHEAP LAUGH, SO YOU CAN IMITATE HIM TELLING YOU ABOUT SOMETHING HE REALLY BELIEVES IN, WHEN IT ACTUALLY MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE HES A COMPLETELY BRAINDEAD DICKWAD, BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE IT RIGHT YOU STABBY MC.STABBYBACK!
Anyway, what was i talking about? Oh yeah. You know what pisses me off? People who preach about stuff they do all the time.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Don't make statements you can't get over if you are proven wrong.
A couple of days ago, i was chatting with YL on msn. I made a bold statement. "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD VERSION OF "CRUEL ANGEL THESIS" FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!
To back up my bold claim, i showed him these youtube videos:
I mean, if you've seen evangelion, you would know its an epic song. Its a terribly sad and yet amazing song.
So of course, knowing this, YL just had to ruin it for me.
He showed me this.
I was laughing and crying simultaneously, which was not pleasant for my nasal passages.
I JUST POSTED THIS COS I FELT LIKE IT OK?? COS ITS SO CUTE OK??
A couple of days ago, i was chatting with YL on msn. I made a bold statement. "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD VERSION OF "CRUEL ANGEL THESIS" FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!
To back up my bold claim, i showed him these youtube videos:
I mean, if you've seen evangelion, you would know its an epic song. Its a terribly sad and yet amazing song.
So of course, knowing this, YL just had to ruin it for me.
He showed me this.
I was laughing and crying simultaneously, which was not pleasant for my nasal passages.
I JUST POSTED THIS COS I FELT LIKE IT OK?? COS ITS SO CUTE OK??
Thursday, October 09, 2008
I lol'd, got a drink of water, took a shower, came back, and lol'd again
FUCKIN A!!!!!!
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Drawing is hard work
Today i would like to share with you the difficulties of drawing a one-page manga. Many of you look at it once, for less than a minute, and think "lol thats cool." For that single reaction, i put in more than 2 weeks of lazing around, slacking off, gaming, sleeping, general dickery and a little drawing time to get this one-page manga done.
I hope you will come to understand the hardships i undergo, just to bring the smiles back to the faces of the children in the world.
This is the draft/sketch. Basically, i draw on a piece of paper the rough outline of what i want my final piece to look like. Its pretty messy and useless to anyone but myself, really.
Composition and panel layout has to be carefully planned on a single piece of paper.
This is my lineart. After scanning the sketch in, i used Manga Studio 3.0 EX to do the inking process. It was a hell of a program to learn to use, and i learnt to use it specifically for this piece of work. (Usually i use photoshop for lineart, but i wanted better lines.)
This is a difficult process for me, as i have to be very neat about everything. All the things i just quickly scribbled on my sketch, like hands and rough poses, have to be neatened considerably.
Finally, i take this bad boy to photoshop and start coloring. Needless to say, this is the most difficult part of the job, but also the most fun! Its here that my hard work gets rewarded, and i can gradually see the image before my eyes transform into the vision i had in my head (or close enough, anyways.)
Thats all actually.
Defense Formation Z by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART
For this particular piece, i know some people dont "get" it, but i guess thats okay. I'd rather have a few question marks than having speech and blabbering in every panel, ruining the flow of the comic.
Could i have done better? Probably. But i learned tonnes from this, and it was a good experience. I hope i can do more soon.
I hope you will come to understand the hardships i undergo, just to bring the smiles back to the faces of the children in the world.
This is the draft/sketch. Basically, i draw on a piece of paper the rough outline of what i want my final piece to look like. Its pretty messy and useless to anyone but myself, really.
Composition and panel layout has to be carefully planned on a single piece of paper.
This is my lineart. After scanning the sketch in, i used Manga Studio 3.0 EX to do the inking process. It was a hell of a program to learn to use, and i learnt to use it specifically for this piece of work. (Usually i use photoshop for lineart, but i wanted better lines.)
This is a difficult process for me, as i have to be very neat about everything. All the things i just quickly scribbled on my sketch, like hands and rough poses, have to be neatened considerably.
Finally, i take this bad boy to photoshop and start coloring. Needless to say, this is the most difficult part of the job, but also the most fun! Its here that my hard work gets rewarded, and i can gradually see the image before my eyes transform into the vision i had in my head (or close enough, anyways.)
Thats all actually.
Defense Formation Z by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART
For this particular piece, i know some people dont "get" it, but i guess thats okay. I'd rather have a few question marks than having speech and blabbering in every panel, ruining the flow of the comic.
Could i have done better? Probably. But i learned tonnes from this, and it was a good experience. I hope i can do more soon.
TWANG BANG'D
Recently i've been thinking. Why don't i have a cool catch phrase?
I have all the necessary pre-requisites.
1)I have a stupid unique surname
2)I am a stupid unique person
So, seeing as how i spent the last month in a cubicle from 8-5 doing absolutely NOTHING (No, really) i decided to come up with a really good catchphrase.
And the only thing that i could come up with is:
"YOU GONNA GET TWANG BANG'D!"
So basically timing is everything. I gotta wait till, like, i'm challenging some dude to some ultimate badass showdown. And then i will have some lead up to the phrase, a mini-speech to get people pumped and riled up.
Picture this. You just got challenged to some ultimate badass showdown and you show up (haha, see what i did there.) Anyway you go like "I HOPE YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR LUNCH HOLMES (in this scenario, you are latino/latina.) And then i come 'round, like i'm yo muthafuckin' crack daddy in your pimp house, and i'm like "WELL I'M YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' CRACK DADDY IN YO PIMP HOUSE (BITCH)." And then my friends will be like "OH SHIT HES TOTALLY FO REALS" and "OOH BOY HE JUST POPPED YO COLLAH" and then i will be like
"YOU GON' GET TWANG BANG'D!"
Only two problems. I have never challenged anyone to an ultimate badass showdown, and i don't have any friends.
Never hurts to have it ready for a rainy day anyways.
I have all the necessary pre-requisites.
1)I have a stupid unique surname
2)I am a stupid unique person
So, seeing as how i spent the last month in a cubicle from 8-5 doing absolutely NOTHING (No, really) i decided to come up with a really good catchphrase.
And the only thing that i could come up with is:
"YOU GONNA GET TWANG BANG'D!"
So basically timing is everything. I gotta wait till, like, i'm challenging some dude to some ultimate badass showdown. And then i will have some lead up to the phrase, a mini-speech to get people pumped and riled up.
Picture this. You just got challenged to some ultimate badass showdown and you show up (haha, see what i did there.) Anyway you go like "I HOPE YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR LUNCH HOLMES (in this scenario, you are latino/latina.) And then i come 'round, like i'm yo muthafuckin' crack daddy in your pimp house, and i'm like "WELL I'M YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' CRACK DADDY IN YO PIMP HOUSE (BITCH)." And then my friends will be like "OH SHIT HES TOTALLY FO REALS" and "OOH BOY HE JUST POPPED YO COLLAH" and then i will be like
"YOU GON' GET TWANG BANG'D!"
Only two problems. I have never challenged anyone to an ultimate badass showdown, and i don't have any friends.
Never hurts to have it ready for a rainy day anyways.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
WAGGLIN'
I know almost all my readers are women. This is a ploy to drive my blog into the ground, so no one will guilt trip me into writing here anymore.
The fact that the manga makes me lol is just a bonus.
Friday, August 08, 2008
Damn you Jayce
You're a worthy opponent, Jayce. Although you hide behind the veil known as the internet, i will find you. And defeat you. You son of a bitch.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Curses upon Billy Lee*
Some of you (probably none of you) might know of the youth who goes by the alias "Billy Lee" on the website "www.crowbar.com.sg". Go explore that site. Go on.
Now i have never had to sue, or at the very least, start an angry mob with pitchforks and torches and march to an offending parties house, for copying of my personality. Mainly because there aren't many who have a personality like mine. However, this "Billy Lee", if that is indeed his real name, dares to cross into my domain. I WANT TO CHARGE HIM WITH PERSONALITY INFRINGEMENT!
Frankly, i am nothing short of insulted. They didn't even research me right. They made Billy into a one-dimensional, shallow character who will easily be corroded in the sands of time once the competition is over.
While i may very well die tomorrow, my legacy is timeless. My history is one that transcends time, that the whispers of the morrow cannot ignore. The old oaks will intertwine their branches of fate, and pass on my tales via photosynthesis.
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE REASON WHY I AM SUPERIOR TO BILLY LEE
*Logic not included
Now i have never had to sue, or at the very least, start an angry mob with pitchforks and torches and march to an offending parties house, for copying of my personality. Mainly because there aren't many who have a personality like mine. However, this "Billy Lee", if that is indeed his real name, dares to cross into my domain. I WANT TO CHARGE HIM WITH PERSONALITY INFRINGEMENT!
Frankly, i am nothing short of insulted. They didn't even research me right. They made Billy into a one-dimensional, shallow character who will easily be corroded in the sands of time once the competition is over.
While i may very well die tomorrow, my legacy is timeless. My history is one that transcends time, that the whispers of the morrow cannot ignore. The old oaks will intertwine their branches of fate, and pass on my tales via photosynthesis.
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE REASON WHY I AM SUPERIOR TO BILLY LEE
*Logic not included
STYLE by Kana Nishino
You know, the entire purpose of the previous post was to have this video as the punchline. I was gonna write "This is the one thing i'm the most embarassed over: that i like this video" and of course i was going to post this video and you would all see what a little faggot i am.
But then i changed my journalistic direction. I put my gear into 1, then stomped down hard on the brake, while rapidly turning the steering wheel clockwise. At the center of the turn i shifted into 3rd gear and released the break and stepped on the pedal instead, steadily gaining control of the vehicle. After cruising in a straight direction for a few seconds i shifted into 4th gear. I then wound down my window, stuck my hand out the window and flashed the middle finger at the weaklings i left eating my dust.
Whoops, i got a little "sidetracked" up there. HA HA HA I'VE BEEN WAITING TO USE THAT JOKE
Anyways, instead i decided to do a play-by-play of my reactions to the video the first time i watched it. This will give you an insight to the mind of a genius.
Buffering: Holy shit i love this song. I'm so glad the PV is out. I hope the girl is a hottie.
0:01: Okaay... building blocks. Neato.
0:11: 1 SIDED DREADLOCKS HOLY SHIZZLE
0:29: She looks like a dyslexic kid playing with blocks at a mental institute, what the hell
0:55: OH MY GOD SHE IS BENDING TIME AND SPACE! Did the blocks become as big as her, or did she shrink to the size of the blocks?! Are the dancers in the background her backup dancers, or clones of her?! I'll never know!
1:04: DAMMIT DID SHE GET DANCE LESSONS FROM GANDHI OR SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL
1:55: WHAT THE HELL DID THEY JUST SHOW HER STIRRING HER COFFEE FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS ONLY NOT TO SHOW HER DRINK IT?! THATS JUST WRONG
2:05: KAMI-SAMA HAPPY SONG KIITE YO! Did i just go into her eye?! Are her eyes a portal into another dimension in which she is singing the same song?! Thats deep!
2:15: OKAY THIS VIDEO WAS PRETTY LAME BUT NOW IT IS OFFICIALLY AWESOME. HER HAND JUST SPARKLED.
2:21: HOW IS SHE SINGING WITHOUT MOVING HER LIPS WHAT THE HELL
3:06: Okay we're zooming in... don't tell me now we're gonna zoom into her nostrils and shes dancing in there too...
3:17: JOURNEY INTO A GIRL'S LIPS DAMN THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY FULFILLED
3:22: SHE JUST CREATED LIKE SONIC RIPPLES I BET THERES A TSUNAMI SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
3:43: This would look incredibly gay if anyone saw me watching this right now...
3:59: WAIT ONE DAMN SECOND HERE I WENT INTO HER LIPS AND CAME OUT OF HER FINGERNAIL HOW THE HELL THIS VIDEO IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
4:06: REPLAY HIT REPLAY GOD DAMN
Repeat the above roughly 20 times and you know how i passed my time last night.
But then i changed my journalistic direction. I put my gear into 1, then stomped down hard on the brake, while rapidly turning the steering wheel clockwise. At the center of the turn i shifted into 3rd gear and released the break and stepped on the pedal instead, steadily gaining control of the vehicle. After cruising in a straight direction for a few seconds i shifted into 4th gear. I then wound down my window, stuck my hand out the window and flashed the middle finger at the weaklings i left eating my dust.
Whoops, i got a little "sidetracked" up there. HA HA HA I'VE BEEN WAITING TO USE THAT JOKE
Anyways, instead i decided to do a play-by-play of my reactions to the video the first time i watched it. This will give you an insight to the mind of a genius.
Buffering: Holy shit i love this song. I'm so glad the PV is out. I hope the girl is a hottie.
0:01: Okaay... building blocks. Neato.
0:11: 1 SIDED DREADLOCKS HOLY SHIZZLE
0:29: She looks like a dyslexic kid playing with blocks at a mental institute, what the hell
0:55: OH MY GOD SHE IS BENDING TIME AND SPACE! Did the blocks become as big as her, or did she shrink to the size of the blocks?! Are the dancers in the background her backup dancers, or clones of her?! I'll never know!
1:04: DAMMIT DID SHE GET DANCE LESSONS FROM GANDHI OR SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL
1:55: WHAT THE HELL DID THEY JUST SHOW HER STIRRING HER COFFEE FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS ONLY NOT TO SHOW HER DRINK IT?! THATS JUST WRONG
2:05: KAMI-SAMA HAPPY SONG KIITE YO! Did i just go into her eye?! Are her eyes a portal into another dimension in which she is singing the same song?! Thats deep!
2:15: OKAY THIS VIDEO WAS PRETTY LAME BUT NOW IT IS OFFICIALLY AWESOME. HER HAND JUST SPARKLED.
2:21: HOW IS SHE SINGING WITHOUT MOVING HER LIPS WHAT THE HELL
3:06: Okay we're zooming in... don't tell me now we're gonna zoom into her nostrils and shes dancing in there too...
3:17: JOURNEY INTO A GIRL'S LIPS DAMN THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY FULFILLED
3:22: SHE JUST CREATED LIKE SONIC RIPPLES I BET THERES A TSUNAMI SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
3:43: This would look incredibly gay if anyone saw me watching this right now...
3:59: WAIT ONE DAMN SECOND HERE I WENT INTO HER LIPS AND CAME OUT OF HER FINGERNAIL HOW THE HELL THIS VIDEO IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
4:06: REPLAY HIT REPLAY GOD DAMN
Repeat the above roughly 20 times and you know how i passed my time last night.
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