Everyones had a taste

Upper by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART

Hi guys.

Today i bring probably the sickest story EVER to my blog. Some of you will squirm in your seats when you hear this story. Some sadists will have uncontrollable laughing fits.

Some of you will do both simultaneously, and die.

Okay So here goes. On a tight budget, i decided not to buy cans of coke and whatnot, but to buy a huge 1.5l bottle of 7-UP Clear Raspberry. Back at the office i have no mug or cup, so i thought what the heck, its mine, i'll just drink from the spout. So i took a few swigs, pretended to be a drunken master, and then put the bottle back in the fridge.

At this point i thought "What if some poor soul tries to have a drink of my 7-UP? He/she is gonna end up drinking some of my saliva. Maybe i should put a note on the bottle." But i dismissed it. "Nah, no one is so stupid as to go drinking things that aren't theirs." The time was 3pm.

6pm, time to go home. I decided to go have one more drink out of my bottle before heading home. But when i went to the fridge i found the bottle empty.

"What the-?" I said out loud. I started to fear the worst. I walked back up the stairs, and into the office area.

And behold, what do i see but my co-workers having a 7-UP Clear Raspberry drinking party. Almost everyone had a cup.

Naturally, i didn't tell any of them. That they had just consumed a Kuanyi special cocktail blend.