Friday, November 02, 2007

Despair is a sweet trap

FUCK YEAH its Friday! Everyone is always much more relaxed at the office on Fridays, so its a good change of pace. Can't wait for a round of table soccer later.

Oh yeah, i found something pretty cool.

Right brain vs Left brain

Apparently this is a test to see if you are left or right brained. If you see the dancer turning anti-clockwise, you are left brained. And of course clockwise means you are right brained.

Some people can apparently see both. Me? I can only see her turn clockwise. I'm right brained! No shock there. Heres a list of things i apparently excel in:

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS

uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

When i was looking over this with my co-worker, i was reading the list out loud. Then i saw spatial perception. Spatial perception basically means your ability to judge and measure distance, also your ability to dodge or squeeze between 2 fat guys etc. So i was like "FUCK YEAH IM SPATIALLY PERCEPTIVE!" And threw my hands up in the air. I then heard an "ow" behind me. I had elbowed my colleague in the head. I said "sorry," and made a quick retreat. I walked right into a table leg and got a bruise.

..Maaaybe watching a dancing girl doesn't prove anything about what you can or can't do.

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