SAPPURAIZU!

SURPRISE! I totally forgot i had a blog, so excuse the lack of posting. I was so involved in helping in the Foundation for spastic handicapped children (With AIDS) that i forgot all about you guys! But hey, you guys are waaay *sarcasm* more important then those kids, right? Cos they are sOoooOOOOoo much more fortunate than you guys!

Anyway, i was deep in thought concerning my life. A self-accessment, if you will.

What i am good at, what i suck at, And how pleased i am with my current life.


What i am good at:
1)I can always pour hot water EXACTLY up to the mark when making cup noodles
2)probably the cockiest/best trash talker alive
3)My natural cuteness and earnest attitude wins the hearts of elderly grannies everywhere

What i suck at:
1)Swearing silently
2)Controlling the need to lip sync and bop to addictive songs in the office
3)Making lists longer than 4 items

So just how pleased am i with my current life?

A solid 7/10 i guess. It could be alot worse.

Oh right. Before i go, i got a funny story. I was in the bus on the way to work this morning, and ran into my colleague. He was sitting next to this ordinary 30-40 year old woman who was looking the other way. My friend took out a packet of vitasoy, pointed to the chinese name and jokingly asked me "Can you read this?"

HELL NO I COULDN'T. So i did some guess work. Vitamin is "wei ta min" right? So i guessed "Wei ta... wei ta... wei ta soy?"

And then suddenly out of nowhere the woman sitting next to my friend spoke up in an irritated tone: "Wei ta nai la!" And caught me and my friend totally off guard. So i just went "Oh ok."

What a total weirdo, right? She must be a Mandarin teacher in some primary school who is disgusted in the decline in Mandarin literacy in Singapore. I can't think of any better explanation.

Now i really wanna drink some Wei ta so- nai! NAI!



Vitasoy: The primary source of vitamins, protein, and public shame and embarassment