I'm making this up as i go along

OH, IT REEKS, IT REEKS.

This is the smell of boredom.

I have absolutely nothing to do, so i'm blogging to kill time.

Well, thats not entirely true. I have quite a shitload of work.

But i also have a shitload of time to get it done. HUA HUA HUA!!!

Also, i cant believe 2 people actually thought that there was some kind of joke in my msn nick.

"Why is 0 afraid of 1? Because 1,2,3! Ha ha ha!"

Apparently this line is enough to fool alot of people. Just think of all the people who "didn't get" the joke but didn't ask me about it.

Don't worry gullible ones, your identities will be kept secret. NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK.

Subject change! I keep staring at one of my co-workers. He bought a new hoodie. As all of you probably know, i LOVE hoodies. They are easily my favorite thing to wear.

1)They hide my skinny arms
2)I gain an additional +5 to my "street cred" stat when worn.

But his hoodie isn't an ordinary hoodie. I shall describe it.

Its black with a grey "inner hood" area. But thats not the best part.

It has a skeleton bone design on it. So theres like a ribcage design on his chest and bones on his arms.

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BADASS PIRATE. Or skeleton. Fuckin' Halloween. Fuck yeah.

I'm thinking of ways to approach him later and ask him in a non homosexual way "I like what you are wearing, where did you get it?"

It'll be a christmas present from ME... TO ME!!! <3

Because we all know no one loves me as much as i do.

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.... W-what? Is that a negative??!