Hola espanols

Was gonna use this picture for Christmas, but oh wellos :P



You will click here to take our Online Survey.

And then you will get me a cheeseburger.

And then, you will quietly go to the elephant graveyard and die.

Or burst into song with grey hyenas.

Hey! No seriously, help me out with my survey. It's for my school project, and it's REALLY IMPORTANT. SEE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS? I'M LEAVING MY CAPS LOCK ON CRUISE CONTROLLL.

Uh oh. I forgot what i was gonna write when i stopped typing to bopp to the beat of a song. It probably wasn't even a mind-blowing statement anyhoo. My most coherent thought today was "I smell like eggs." I do smell like eggs, i had to fry like 5 for my nutritious dinner. Whoopee doo.

Oh right! I was gonna say, i can't blog about my life changing experience with the exploding ketchup bottle, cuz ma sister hid the camera with the pictures we took of said incident, and as they all say, NPNT. No peekture, no tits. Kidding. No Picture No Talk. So i shant talk. ziiiiiiiip.

Oh right! The second thing i was gonna say! I was gonna say, I'm not a stingy man. Since it's still somewhat Christmas (12 days, ha ha) If you do my special survey, I'll return the favor! It's my Kuanyi's Make a Wish Come True, Or Crush it, Foundation! Everyday i help people realise the wishes and dreams they were always too afraid or too big a loser to do themselves. For example! I made Dionne's wish come true last week. It was her dream to get mentioned in my blog! Congratulations Dionne! Wow, huh, guess i just mentioned you again. Now you owe me.

So just tag me saying you've done my survey (I will know if you are lying. Don't ask how. I will.) and ask for ANYTHING! A balloon ride, your own private terracotta army, or the genocide of an entire species of insects... ANYTHINNNG!!! Of course, if it's impossible for me, i'll just point the middle finger at you and tell ya to FUCKOFF!!!!!! (P.S: None of the above are impossible for me)

That's all for now. I have to go and paste the link to the survey to all my MSN contacts. Whoopee. I should probably shower first.