HOYATOYA MOMMA!
I think i am the first person in blogger history to begin a post with "HOYATOYA MOMMA!"
Making ME the victor.
Although my name isn't victor.It's Kuanyi.
Anyway, what is HOYATOYA MOMMA?!
It's my new WHATCHAAA!!!!
In a Spiderman comic Spidey reminisces about how awesome and hot the Black Cat was.
And he goes "HOYATOYA MOMMA"!!!
I assume it means "WOW that shit is hot"
But i really don't know.
My name isn't really victor.
Anyway, as some of you know, i've been having bad coughing attacks for about 10 days. I cough till my tummy hurts. You ever get that? Like you can actually feel your muscles aching. Another 2 days of this coughing spree and i'll have a six pack. Unfortunately, my mom forced my to go to the doctor to get a lookie upper. Which means no more coughing, which means no more six pack. Doesnt my mom care about my physical well being?! What kinda monster is she?! And she wanted to spit on some dude's car for fun while we were at the doctors. I have a killer mom.
Oh right! the mandatory 3rd paragraph! Thank you Dionne, i got your christmas card today. Unfortunately i didnt get to read much of the card, by the time i got to the word "pokemon" i had burst into tears, which smudged the ink. Kiddin'. It was really cool! Gimme your address, so i can stalk your house, fall from a tree branch, but instead of me getting hurt my future kid gets hurt which creates a time paradox which he has to fix with the help of a mad scientist with a time machine car.Sorry, i spent all day watching old Back to the Future DVDs. YOU CHICKEN MCFLY?!Kay thats all for today. Will write (type?) more whenever the hell i feel like it.PEACE OUT
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