Friday, December 08, 2006

I'll sing for you, lu lala faggot




Why doesn't anyone see how awesome BOC (Bump of Chicken) is? Cos, you're all faggots.
OBVIOUSLY any band that got started when the members were 14 is awesome.
Can you imagine? The leader at a young age of 14 told his friends "Let's make a band that will change the history of rock."
And they did.
But you fags don't appreciate them.
Faggy faggy fagfaces.

That said, IT'S THE HOLIDAYZ!!!
Well, kinda. Got a few common tests next week.
But common tests are like rectal exams. You can't study for them, you just have to clamp down REAL TIGHT as they shove a pole 20cm up your ass.
Okay. I lied.
Common tests are more like driving tests. You can't study for them, you just have to hope you don't hit any cats on the road, and slip the instructor a twenty.
Still no? Okay.
Common tests are like etiquette exams.
People who study for them are FAGS.

That said, today was really fun. Went to the arcade with Boy A, Boy B, Boy C, Faggot A, and Girl A.
Okay so i don't know the names of my friends. HAPPY NOW?! Then we went home.

Aaaand here i am.

Wait a minute, this isn't my house.

And that isn't my gorgeous wife!






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