Back, with twice as much facial hair

You guys can't even go 2 weeks without me blogging! Fuckin' pussies! Kiddin. It's nice to be missed. It's like how i relentlessly tortured ants as a child. Okay fine it's not.

Let's not get all emotional, i promised myself i wouldn't cry on this very special day.

*sniff* oh Goooad.... *sniff*

Nono! No tears! We don't cry in hardcore.

Kay, so official stuff. My epic ketchup story is going to have to wait. So is my promised "Make a wish come true or maybe possibly not because im a jackass" foundation wishmaking for coicoi and sexy. I was going to do all that stuff, but then i received a phonecall. It was from some guy named "Life" who i have never heard from before, telling me i have an engagement with him. Wait. Why is the human personification of Life a dude in my fantasy? It should be a chick. With hot boobs.

So instead today a normal post will have to satiate your hunger for my 1337 writing skillz.

REP -REP-REP-REPRESENT!

aIGHT, so what's new? I got a buttload of PS2 games! Which is arguably the reason why i haven't been blogging. Can you blame me? My style is impetuous! And my defence is impregnable! Maybe someday i will explain what that means. But not today. Nono. We don't reveal inside jokes in hardcore, nono!

Since i have nothing else to write about, let's write about Terence. He always seems to mention me in his blog. Why? I don't know. But i enjoy reading his blog. Why? Because he uses paragraphing. A few of you could do with some paragraphing. For puck's sake, all you have to do is press the enter key twice after a coupla sentences and it makes your blog infinite times easier to read. Also, i like his one-man pep rallies, his one-man cheerleader squad thing were he goes "YEEEAAAH WE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM EVARRR". And then he ventures forth to compete against secondary school kids and serve them. Or get served. Can you imagine a sec school lian telling you "eUU jUz g0tCh sErVed dE wOrx~"?! My deepest sympathies to your loss terence.

What don't i like about his blog? What's not to like?! I'm mentioned in nearly every post! Any blog with my name in it = INSTANT WIN.

Check out terence's blog from my sidebar. You won't regret it. Unless....!! No, no you won't regret it. I'm mentioned in his blog. His blog is win. HIS BLOG IS PURE WIN, BECAUSE I AM PURE WIN.

Kuanyi out!