What happens in Bugis stays in Bugis.

Listen up! What i am about to divulge will
never ever be brought up again.

Everything i say in this post will never be discusses, mentioned, or even thought about.

If you think about this post, you will contract AIDS and die. Really. I hooked this post up with voodoo magic.

In fact it would be best if you just read this, had your little laugh, and then just... you know. Pretend this post doesn't even exist.

What am i being so secretive about?!

I...i...

I think i found a dude cute.

YAH.

But i got tricked you see. It was a really feminine dude. With a really girly voice. And no adam's apple.

Okay, starting from the top. I was at Bugis with yl over the weekend (where else would we go) So we decided to have dinner at Food Junction. YL went to buy his own food, and i went to pepper lunch express to order my food.

Then i saw her (him?). So cute, my god. Short hair (Which is fine too) And the cutest smile i had ever seen. Excluding the one in the mirror. ;)

I did have my doubts about whether it was a boy or girl, but i just thought nah, whatever, damn cute la CAN. So i ordered my food. I asked for no corn, but they accidentally put corn in my food. And he/she came out looking really apologetic and scared. SO CUTE. And he/she said really sorry really sorry!!! And i was like aww i can't stay mad at that face.

So i got my food and went back. We were sitting right infront of the pepper lunch stall so i told yl like "DUDE, that girl over there is SOOOOO CUTE." And he said "Which girl? You wanna go piak piak is it?!" (Usual reaction) And i said "Shaddap rah you! Over there, the cashier!"

And he looked.

And looked harder.

Before finally mumuring "That is a guy lah."

And i was like "WHAT?! THATS TOTALLY A GIRL LAH. NO ADAM'S APPLE LA CAN?!"

And he said "Look at the pants and shoes! Those are guys clothes lah!"

And i said "Thats their uniform lah!"

We bickered about it over the entire dinner. Since we both had insufficient evidence, there was only one way to settle it.

I needed to ask him/her whether he was a boy/girl.

I mean, going up to someone and saying "Eh you boy or girl?" is kinda rude, so i did it subtly.

My receipt was printed in very pale ink, so i went back to the stall and said "Eh, boy ar? I can't read my receipt, the ink is too light. Can i get a reprint?" And waited to see whether he would say "I'm a girl!" or something.

Well, his/her eyes opened kinda wide when i said "boy" but he/she didn't dispute it. And the manager standing next to him/her didn't dispute it either.

So me and yl left, mystery kind of unsolved.

Sad thing is, regardless of gender that person is damn cute la can.

Does this make me gay? :(