waa waa, baaw, etc

REJOICE! I felt you guys were worthy enough today, for one reason or another. Worthy enough to make me feel like squeezing out a coherent thought or two for you to ponder over, perhaps, indefinitely.

But first off...

I GOT THE DAY OFF TOMORROW! BOOYAH! SHAZAM!

I am so happy i might actually cry. What am i going to do on my day off?

Go get a haircut, probably.

STOP!

See. That. Right there.

Thats how you know you are probably the roneriest man alive.

What is ronery? I'll leave it up to your imaginations. Stir that around in the ol' noggin.

STOP!

Aren't you being alittle hypocritical, Kuanyi? I mean just 2-3 posts ago you were all like "baaaw people say i have no social life."

IDIOT!

I didn't say i had a problem with being ronery!

But you know your life is pretty fucked up when you take a day off to go cut your hair.

But believe you me, buddy boy, thats the least of my problems.

I have so much work in the office. I can't believe i'm even blogging now. If i even had the slightest motivation to want to go home before 8 i would stop blogging and go back to coding and shit.

BUT LOGIC, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE. THIS IS MY DOMAIN.

Secondly, i don't know if you have noticed, but i've been arguing with myself for awhile now.

When people don't talk to me in MSN, i just sorta start talking to myself in my head. We had some pretty deep conversations. We discovered the origin of the phrase "sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

Its a pretty morbid tale though. Maybe next time.

Thirdly, i'm pretty sure at least 3 of my co workers hate me.

Because, whenever we play table soccer, its in my nature to sing either "We are the champions", "Dancing in the Moonlight" or that new Mika song whenever i win. And of course the victory dance.

Granted, i did try to tone it down. Last time i played pool with my boss in MediaCorp i told her to "suck it up, sucka, you can't step up to me" when i won. Well, technically i won. She accidentally hit the black ball into the wrong pocket.

Wait- Am i even TRYING to tone it down?!

SHUT UP, KUANYI.


Ok.