UOOOOHH...! I've been waiting for this!
Its Fridaaay :D
As usual, i have BIG plans for the weekend.
Gaming, drawing and just decomposing.
....hey! I see you! Judging me with those judgemental eyes!
T-theres nothing wrong with just wanting to laze around, o-okay!
I work really h-hard on on the weekdays, so i deserve to do absolutely nothing whenever i want!
Anyway, i have to go now. I will blog again later maybe. BYE BYE FAGGOTS.
Are they gone?
Have the judgemental people left?
WHEW! That was a close one.
See, thats what i have to deal with all the time.
People telling me i have no social life.
But why should i tell you about it...
when i can... SING ABOUT IT!
Look at you, looking at me
like im a loser from outer space
Telling me i should be more free
that i'm some huge disgrace
What i do in my own time
is no concern of yours!
Better than committing the crime
Of inter species sexual interc-
My song got ripped off the airways in early 2002. I don't know why. It was bound to be a smash hit. Beatles big. Elvis big.
Really. Whats worse is that MOST (Not all) of the people who tell me i have no social life, i am that l0s0rz etc are the SCUMMIEST dumbest dumbo scums i have ever met. What right do they have to judge ME?! Thats like, putting god on trial! Its like trying catholic priests for child mole-
I had to stop myself right there. Anywump, where was i? Oh yes. What i do on my weekends are nothing but CONSTRUCTIVE. Every movement i make, every molecule of air i breath is a calculated move. There is not a single wasted movement. Not even one instance of the weekend which is not gunned towards me reaching the goal of having maximum amount of fun/ minimum amount of time. You think I'm playing dota and wasting my life?! WRONG! I'm having 200% as much fun as my opposition! Because i am insulting them while i play, i get massive lulz as well as the added bonus of kicking ass!
And drawing is a REAL HOBBY. Someone told me drawing isn't a real hobby. What a prick. Seriously. Sure, it doesn't get the ladies quite like playing in a band or being a jock or whatever, but i enjoy drawing. Of all forms of human expression, i find art is hands down the best. Once again, just an opinion you can ignore. Or you can write me an angry email and i will reply with a size 40 _|_.
In bold.
Oh, and i do get out plenty. PLENTY. Bountiful are my amounts of getting out. Sometimes i go out to celebrate going out. I'm THAT cool.
Okay i think that people have stopped reading at this point, so i'll end the post on this note: Don't tell me that theres a problem with my lifestyle! If you do, i will come over to your house and serenade you with my song. The full, uncut version. Which is not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.
I meant, the song, not my singing. I sing like a fuckin' angel.
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