Yet Another Random Post

Today's friendster horoscope happened to make me lol.

Leo
In need of an ego boost? Avoid the world of celebrities and stick with your people.

That is basically saying you guys are all such shits and have such pathetic lives, that looking at you losers makes me feel better about myself. LOL.

Horoscopes are getting surprisingly accurate...

Anyway, nothing much interesting happened this week. That is a lie, of course. Interesting stuff happens to me every week without fail. Because i am many things, a retard, a homophobe, a bad dresser, and a possible psychopath killer-in-the-making, but i am NOT boring. Its just that i don't feel like talking about it.

Oh. One thing comes to mind. I hate working with Indera. He always tries to scare me. It all started on my 3rd week of work or so. I stalked him to the toilet, and scared him shitless when he came out. You all know how easily startled i am. So revenge for him is all too easy. Just by randomly shouting out "HADOUKEN" while we are working, i get scared shitless. I am serious. It is that easy. I nearly choked on a sandwich once. So today i tried to take revenge. I snuck up on him when he was cleaning the inside of the microwaves. I shouted as loud as i could "SHOOORYUKEN!" And he shouted "AHHHH!!!!" in fear. However, his cry of fear in turn scared me, so i shouted "AHHHH!!!!" back. And then we just stared at each other and like 5 seconds later, burst into laughter. It was fucking funny. Apparently he thought that the microwave had exploded or something. And i was going to ask "Which microwave explodes with the noise "SHORYUKEN!!!" but i couldn't because i was laughing too hard at how i self owned by getting scared when i should have been scaring him.

Well, that is all for now. I have to go back to singing Bowling For Soup's "High School Never Ends" Real loud to piss off my sisters.

HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS! OH OH! OH OH OH OH! OH OH OH OH, OH OH OH OH OH! HEY!