Proving them wrong, proving me right

There was once a time in my life where i was considered an idiot. Not unlike Einstein, or Thomas Edison.

One day, when i discover the cure for cancer, or something of equal importance, the following will be an extract of my biography, titled "Kuanyi: the secret behind the man whose genius is no secret."

"At the precious age of 15, one day in school Kuanyi was listening to his boring geography teacher talking about how people use ONLY 50-60% of their potential brain power during their lifetimes. Kuanyi then raised his hand and corrected the teacher, saying "I read somewhere that we only use 10%, actually." "SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!" bellowed his teacher, which was pretty impressive for someone aged 50+ and was physically incapable of turning her head more than 10 degrees left or right. Every one of Kuanyi's classmates began chanting "Retard, retard". But deep down Kuanyi was not embarassed. No. If anything, he felt like he had to prove all 31 of those morons wrong.

So later in the day, he once again raised his hand during a math lesson and inquired again to his math teacher. "How many percent of our brain do we use in our lifetimes?" His question was followed by a general murmur of "Not this shit again" but his teacher seemed somewhat calm about it. "All of it." he replied. Gawd. He was even stupider than his geography teacher. Kuanyi then inquired "I heard 10% leh. Is that true?" But his teacher smiled coyly, and replied: "Maybe that only applies for you." The class burst out into laughter. How quickly those single cell organisms leapt at the chance to try to prove they were smarter than him was nothing short of hilarious to him. His pulsating cerebelum made a mental note, that one day he will google it, and make them all look, for lack of a better term, pretty fucking stupid."

WELL THAT DAY IS TODAY FOLKS. An extract taken from a book entitled "The Human Mind" by Professor Robert Winston reads as such:

"But under the microscope we can see [the brain] contains an extraordinary number of cells. Some are neurons, the cells that do the work of thinking: roughly 100 billion of them. Only a small proportion of brain cells - probably about 10 percent - are neurons, however. They need a supporting structure of other cells, and these are called the glia. The early anatomists thought of the glia as a 'glue', hence the name. "

As explained by a user on a forum (hendy), in a nutshell:

"So there you have it. The neurons - the cells we use to think - are only about 10 percent of our brain. Hence, we only 'use' 10% of our brains!"

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