Yaw gon learn char-neeze

I went back to my secondary school for it's closing down ceremony, and it was... uhh, whats' the word... starts with an N... n....nnnn.... nostalgi...no wait, NAUSEOUS, yeah that's the word. I had to smile at everyone and tell them to "Go with Christ". When actually most of 'em should go with Satan. Every teacher who i went to talk to remembered me though, mostly because i rained hell upon them. It's the student's who traumatise you who you never forget ;)

Course, there was plenty 'o good stuff too.

Everyone was like, ooh, ahh, so tall, and i got this huge ego boost, which is totally cool. Anyway today i practiced a coupla ways to introduce yourself to people you have not seen in a long time. Lemme spread the wealth, like i spread cheese all over my jam tarts.

1) I went up to an old classmate looking like im hiding from the FBI or something. After he said "hi", i replied with "Is it obvious?" And he was like "Is what obvious?" and i said "That i'm the coolest person in this school, HARRRR"

I got punched in the gut pretty hard, so scratch that.

2) I went up to another guy from my class and i said "OH MY GOD, i was so excited to see Patrick i kissed him on the lips. Is that considered gay?" and he was like super uncomfortable and he was like saying "Uhh yeah i think it is" And i kept looking at his lips and saying "IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I LAST SAW YOU" and he was like backing away, then i like darted towards him and i swear he totally freaked. HAHAHA AWESOME!

Oh yeah, and i had a random conversation with a girl and she told me she did some surfing in Melbourne. So i started humming the beach boys song that goes "dang dang dang dang dang" Not very helpful BUT YEAH it is that surfer song, and i peer pressured her into pretending she was surfing in our canteen. AWESOME!


Oh yeah, and everyone kept telling me i should get a girlfriend. OH PLEASE! Even Val on MSN just told me to just "vaL. ; crap shit. says:
then go get a gf lor."

THEY SAY LIKE JUST GO MAMAK SHOP AND BUY ONE FOR TEN CENTS.

I AM SUPER DISPLEASED, THAT THEY SEE WOMEN AS SUCH MATERIAL OBJECTS AND THEY DO NOT CONSIDER THE FEELINGS OF THE GIRLS AT ALL.

Maybe that line will help me reel in the babes ;P