Crying and dancing
Falling in love
Subete ga chippoke na tsumi kasane
Atsumetara todoku to omou no
Kimi to onaji toki wa itsumo meguru
Kimura Kaela is my new WACHAAAA!
She is super cute and cool.
I have watched her PVs like, a bajillion times.
It should be a crime to be that cute. Here
is a picture of her.
A GODDESS. SHE IS A GODDESS.
The song playing in the background is her second single, Happiness!! I am a sucker for cheerful girls who dance like retards.
Anyway, Kimura is my new WACHAAA!!! for more reasons than that. Today i woke up after watching her PVs like, 10 times last night. I woke up with the song stuck in my head, and i felt freakin cheerful. I retarded danced to my bathroom. And up my stairs. And all the way to my bus. And when i found out my bus left without me, I retarded danced 1km down my long road and continued retard dancing on the bus (which i think seriously freaked out the girl sitting next to me, but whatever! She ain't my new WACHAAA!!!) All while listening to Happiness!!
Anyway, when i reached school i found out that there was no NE today (retard danced) and also later another class got cancelled (more retard dancing ensued.) Then i went to the arcade with ZS and robin, which was really fun. Then i went for dinner with my family to a new restaurant in Turf City. I tell ya, that place is run by commies. They had like a portrait of Mao Tze Tong in their lobby. And pictures of China Soldiers everywhere. And all the waiters and waitresses were chinese. Yeah, i'm chinese too, but they are like, China Chinese. I'm Singaporean Chinese. BIG DIFFERENCE. But the commie chef cooked really good crab, so i let that slide.
My disgusting perversion towards retard girls and my fear of commies aside, a thought struck me today. Thoughts strike me everyday, like the formula for the cure for cancer, and Colonel Sander's secret recipe, but this one was a really good one. It was:
What am i going to do when i get a girlfriend.
I always think of getting one, but i never really thought about what i would do once i hook one in and land her in the boat, and gut her, and fry her up. I spent alot of time thinking about stuff i'd like to do with her (whoever she is). Well firstly when i get a girlfriend i will get her to dance my victory dance infront of all the people who said i'd never get a girlfriend. Thats alot of people, i hope she ain't flat footed. Anyway here is my list:
I wanna take her to a scary movie so i can leap into her arms and cry like a little girl.
I wanna take her to a romantic movie, because i don't bring my own tissue paper and she can hold me when i cry.
I wanna go to a quiet place and share a pair of earphones with her (she gets right and i get left) and listen to all my favourite songs. Oh yeah and hers.
I wanna go with her to East Coast Park and take her to the top of the spider's web (the red pyramid thing) and we will shake the net so all the little kids at the bottom will cry.
I wanna go to Changi Airport and sit in the sky train with her for one hour going back and forth.
I wanna take her to my house and play on my PS2 with her and own her in all the games i rock at. The games i suck at will, of course, be hidden under my bed.
I wanna tell her i wanna draw her, and get her to pose all pretty, then i'll just stare at her for an hour and at the end of it i'll draw a stick figure.
I wanna take her clubbing, and we'll retard robot dance till no one wants to dance next to us.
I wanna take her to the beach, and we'll pick starfish. Then we'll throw em at each other, like starfish shurikens.
I wanna round up all the neighborhood dogs, harness em and attach a sled, and take her on the most romantic ride of her life.
I wanna take neoprints with her. But those are expensive, so we'll just stick our heads in other people's pictures and ask if we can get half the stickers for half the price.
I wanna stick her toes in mashed potatoes and gently suck on each one of them.
The last one was a lie just to check if you have been readin my long list or just skimming, HARRRR.
So.... any takers?
...No?
.....You're all Lesbians.
No comments:
Post a Comment