This is my study break

2 weeks overdue but:


Get cho fire BANG by ~prinnydo0d on deviantART

You know the drill... i have some official things to take care of.

Firstly, my blog tagboard's shit hit the fan. So i got another. Help me fill it up please. Everytime you tag, i mercy kill a dying horse named Bluestreak. Or maybe Sugarlump. I forget.

To Ming Tiong, thanks for always reading my blog. I'm glad that it is of interest to you. I would say more, but my sister ruined my train of thought by singing "Bicycle, biiiicycle, i want to ride my bicycle.






....BICYCLE! BICYCLE!!!"


Terence, i quote your blog:

Ps. "Oh Boohoo cry me a river, bitch"
was widely used by twang kuanyi.
its an honour to be able to use it in my blog.
AS IF YOU BITCH.
CRY ME A RIVER.

And i just had to ask. Are you hitting on me?

Aaaanyway. Now that thats out of the way. This is my study break. Just so you all know i'm working really hard on a report which was due yesterday. I have dedicated alot of time to it and my brain started to hurt so i'm taking a break. Here's what i have so far.

The Service Level Agreement Structure

SLAs can be divided into 3 structure levels: Service based, Customer based and Multi-level SLAs.

So. Where was I? Oh, i haven't started yet. This is like one of those bad movies with like, a 1/2 an hour prologue and only after the dramatic music plays does the title of the movie show up.

My Superior Inferiority Complex.
I'm better than you... i think.

AIGHT NO MORE SIDETRACKING!!!!

Today i was reading about my star sign, Leo (August 4th, if anyone cares) and do they ever know how to spread butter inbetween my ass cheeks. (Thats a new phrase i made up, clever me) Here are some interesting extracts:

The Leo type is the most dominant, spontaneously creative and extrovert of all the zodiacal characters. In grandeur of manner, splendor of bearing and magnanimity of personality, they are the monarch's among humans as the lion is king of beasts.

In simple english, I pwn you n00bs.

They have powerful intelligence and are of a broad philosophical, sometimes religious, turn of mind.

I am a genius.

Their faults can be as large in scale as their virtues, and an excessively negative Leonian can be one of the most unpleasant human beings imaginable, displaying extreme arrogance, autocratic pride, haughtiness, and excessive hastiness of temper. *If jealously suspicious of rivals, they will not hesitate to use cunning, lies and trickery to discredit them.

*That's not true. I use cunning, lies and trickery everyday on everyone! But you all just don't know it. Cos i'm really cunning. And good at lying. And i'm a tricky dicky.

"...unlimited sexual lust.."
Now that's just not true.

Your ruling planet is the SUN.

Your starstone is the rich red RUBY, known as a stone of nobility.

Leo is also associated with the Greco-Roman god Apollo and sometimes also the gods Helios/Sol, Ra, and Huitzilopochtli and the goddess Sunna.

.... I AM GOD!!!!!!!

See what i mean? huge ego trip. But anyway, in all honesty i don't believe that the day or time you are born determines who you become. I know alot of lame Leos. Like sexy, who said kenny xia's blog is funnier than mine. But anyway, yeah, all those things don't matter! Don't restrict who you are to what old people with beards who look through telescopes tell you to be. =)

Oh. And they drink, and beat up their children and sodomize each other with their telescopes.