That's it! I, Kuanyi, Creator of all within the void, have grown bored of the stupidity of you and your brethren. How dearly you all cling on to the fabricated lies that are your lives, and desperately swim against the current that is death. REJOICE, i shall put you all out of your miseries!
NUUUOOOOH....!!!! *Insert majestic sequence of me gathering a huge amount of energy, with crumbling earth beneath my feet*
I have cast INSTANT 1 HIT KO DEATH upon you all! You will all die, between the periods of now and in 80 years time. Don't bother trying to undo my spell: It is absolute. THERE IS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Okay sorry, just so bored. Alittle "God role play" pantomime always cheers me up.
Genocide and my God complex seem to be major themes in my blog. Maybe i should get a new "thing", like taking pictures of people getting wasted at parties or me humping people drinking at water coolers.
How about me humping wasted people at parties, proclaiming i am God before killing everyone in the room?
That would get me like, 10,000 hits man. A day. Making me AN HERO.
Then i can sell my blog for a coupla billion dollars.
Then i can buy mentos, walk backwards, etc.
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