Future looks hazy

Mutha f**kin' haze man.

I TRY TO IGNORE IT BY STAYING INDOORS ALL DAY,

but my mom sent me on an errand.

Damn it's hazy out.

You know who's to blame for haze?

No it's not the Indonesians, or God, or Wind.

IT'S HITLER MAN. And all who oppose the world with free speech.

PSYCHE! Yeah, it's the Indonesians. Put the suitcase away kids, we don't have to move. Yet. It'll be years before the hitler robot is complete.

I would make a cheezy joke like "HAY DIDN'T THEIR MOMS EVER TELL THEM NOT TO PLAY WITH FIRE??" or "KNOCK KNOCK, WHOS THERE? FOREST FIRES." but seeing as how no one gives a shit about that stuff, lets address the more important issue at hand.

I DON'T LIKE HAZE. How much? Let me count the ways:

1)I can't see very well
2)It goes into my lungs and makes breathing difficult
3) It lowers my potency
4)Q: KNOCK KNOCK, WHOS THERE?
5)A: FOREST FIRES.

Wheres that fruity pedo Captain Planet when you need him? ='(

My last MSN convo:

- Kuanyikes [ ha ha, you f**kin fail, just get the f*** out] says:
hay
- tER. twisto under the iron sea says:
i permed my hair today
- tER. twisto under the iron sea says:
foil perm
- tER. twisto under the iron sea says:
oh my Gods
- Kuanyikes [ ha ha, you f**kin fail, just get the f*** out] says:
WTF
- tER. twisto under the iron sea says:
the explosion 1
- Kuanyikes [ ha ha, you f**kin fail, just get the f*** out] says:
all i said was hay
- tER. twisto under the iron sea says:
LOL
- Kuanyikes [ ha ha, you f**kin fail, just get the f*** out] says:
and i get this?!
- Kuanyikes [ ha ha, you f**kin fail, just get the f*** out] says:
THIS ISNT WHAT I FUCKING SIGNED UP FOR
- Kuanyikes [ ha ha, you f**kin fail, just get the f*** out] says:
IM OUTTA HERE FAG


Aaaaanndd.... i'm outta here fags.