WHY HOLIDAYS WHY?! WHY MUST YOU COME TO AN END?!?!?!11111
Why does time fly when you are having fun?
Why must all good things come to an end?
Because life is rigged, man.
THATS RIGHT! The Big Guy up there doesn't want us to be happy. I mean come on, every single cliche'd shitty phrase, they all promote melancholy and boredom.
And my brand new headphones just went *pop* in one ear. That's right, it's the rarely spoken of yet greatly feared buy-a-pair-of-headphones-and-make-them-go-pop-in-a-week problem. Shitty Sony. No not you PS2, no, no, shh.... i love you...
Okay back to topic. I have school tomorrow at 9am and my first class is with an asswipe teacher who gave me a fuckin' D on my final year project. Thanks to him i'm now sporting a GPA so bad I'm surprised that it doesn't come with a mandatory bowl hair cut. My friend said hes an ass in the classroom too, he teaches like a...a... im out of colorful comparisons, so i'm gonna go with, "He teaches like a bitch."
Plus, he knows me. Maybe you people who don't know me so well don't see the impact of how bad this is. A TEACHER, BEFORE HAVING TAUGHT ME IN A CLASSROOM, KNOWS ME.
Usually i have a head start, i get 3 weeks of "Benefit of the Doubt". Then they realise im a lazy bitch and they ride me so hard i have to go to the saddle shop.
NOW?!?!! i get NOTHING!!! ZIP NUDDA SQUAT ZERO ZILCH!
Aw hell. It's gonna be a rough 1st week.
Well, i could always walk backwards into my class when im late, so when the teacher turns around he will say "WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SIT DOWN!" Then i will sit next to a totally rockin' hot chick and offer her a mentos.
And then...
3 kids, 2 boys, and 1 girl... a house in the countryside... a secret bat cave where i keep the neighbors kids who i murder....
Awww.... im so embarassed to tel you all my dream... y'all makin' ma tiny heart go pitter patter!
FUCK OFF, IM GOING TO BED FAGS.
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