1) Donate my money to finding the cure for AIDS. Once i find the cure, charge $100k an injection.
2) Bury the money on an island. Charge people $1000 a dig to try and dig the money out. The above plan, only i don't really bury the money. I just tell them i do.
3) Revive the dinosaurs
4) Kuanyi Island. My own independant country, where your logic is useless!
5) Publish a book called 'Picking the right numbers to strike toto." Become even richer.
6) Gamble it all on blackjack, just for the luls.
7) Put it in a bank, live on the interest for the rest of my life.
8) Buy my way out of NS
9) Buy majority share in MediaCorp, create my own channel called CNK (Channel News Kuanyi) The Truman show, but with the much more likeable me!
10) Buy a throne. A really expensive throne, golden and shit. The million dollar kind. Then i'll just sit on it everyday and laugh like "HA HA HA I HAVE
Of course, i'd have had to buy TOTO for a chance to do any of the above.
Maaaybe i could go budget on Kuanyi island. It'll be a treehouse, a place where your logic is useless!
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