LOVE

You know, i totally missed the routine ranting and raving about LOVE being all stupid and retarded on valentines day. I thought i had matured past the point where i don't have to be all sour because everyone is attached. And by everyone, i mean EVERYONE, including guys who bring their girls for KFC dinner on V day.

KINDA MAYBE WRONG!

Well anyway i have my own love story to share. Its about how i perfectly matchmaked 2 of my teachers in secondary school. It is probably completely fictional, except for the part where they do fall in love somehow.

Teacher's Lounge, Wednesday 7pm.

Mr: So i told Kuanyi: "I don't care if he did punch you, you probably instigated it! Don't let me catch you doing that again!"
Ms: Oh... You really care about those kids, don't you...?
Mr: Well, yeah... Its my job, as it is my pleasure...
*Silence*
Ms: ... You're a child molester, aren't you?!
Mr: NO! Oh my God... For the hundredth..! Don't listen to those little rascals!
Ms: Haha... I'm sorry... you just look so cute when you get worked up...
*Silence*
Ms: Say... Why did u become a teacher?
Mr: Hmm.. i dunno... probably cos of my Dad...
Ms: Your Dad was a teacher?
Mr: No, he was an abusive drunk. He used to beat me every night and neglect me every morning!
Ms: Oh my God! Please, spare me the details of how nasty your afternoons were!
Mr: Anyway... It made me want to have kids of my own... So i could make sure that no kids were ever abused the way i was...
Ms: Thats very noble. No wonder you seem to go the extra mile for those kids.
Mr: Well, i am a PE teacher! HA HA HA!
*Share a bad humour moment*
Mr: But you know... sometimes, when i think of how to discipline those kids, i wonder what you would do...
Ms: Me?! Why?
Mr: Because... i dunno, maybe its just because I'm always thinking about you.
Ms: Really? *blush*
*silence*
Mr & Ms: UHM...
Ms: Hah... uh, its getting late... i should get going...
Mr: I could give you a lift, if you'd like...
Ms: In that crap ass car, it would probably be faster going home by foot!
Mr: DON'T MAKE FUN OF ISABELLA!
Ms: Heeee... just kidding... lets go!


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