SPAARTAANS!!!

I need a nickname.

A real nickname, not like, Twang "Retarded faggot" Kuanyi.

Everyone calls me the retarded faggot. I don't see why.

Nothing about me says "retard", or "faggot".

Maybe that's why i don't have a girlfriend. I need a masculine nickname.

Like, the K-dawg, the K-dozer, Kuantization.

Or maybe, Kuanyi-Sharky.

These are just some suggestions for the nicknames you guys can give me. Of course, i'm willing to bend over backwards and accept "KUANYI, LORD OF THE UNIVERSE, CREATOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FATHER TO US ALL."

Anyway sorry if i'm spazzin' out. See, i just watched an episode of Phua Chu Kang ("OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING," exclaimed the crowd in unison) which effectively lowered my IQ by 10 points. I can explain my behavior. You see, i am an alcoholic ("OH..")Sometimes, the alcohol makes me do or say things i wouldn't normally do. Like just yesterday, i got drunk on cheeky cherryade (Any alchoholic's drink of choice) and i shoved some kid into an amplifier at a Metallica concert.

Aside from me watching PCK (uggh) today, nothing of any interest occured today. I miss school. I miss spazzin' out there. Sometimes i think of the good times we had together, and i look in my "Fwens 4ever" scrapbook, and i cry, then i get a kleenex, then i grunt, moan alittle, and gasp, and then get another kleenex. But the good days are going to be over soon. Soon, i will be scrubbing toilets or the like in the army. Sometime soon, i'll be thanking the crapper fairies that today's shitters were kind enough to not crap in the showers. That'll be my special daily treat!

Today while on a pilgrimage to the mini-mart, i saw 3 kids playing by the pool. 1 malay, 1 chinese, 1 indian. All around the same age. First, the indian boy pushed the chinese boy into the pool. He wasn't much bigger or stronger, in fact the indian boy was the skinniest of the bunch, but the chinese boy went in anyway. Then the malay boy got pushed in again by the indian boy. By now, the chinese boy had managed to get out of the pool, and proceeded to laugh at the malay boy. Then the indian boy turned on the chinese boy again. The chinese boy looked scared and said "But you already pushed me in.." But the indian boy was relentless, he pushed the chinese boy in anyway.

Some of you, may just see some kids playing.

I see, just some kids playing.