Now this is a story all about how
My house got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit back, men,
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the dolls of Rozen.
In West Akihabara, born and raised,
In my bedroom was where I spent most of my days,
Surfing the Internet, fappin' all cool,
And having "traumatic events" to stay home from school,
When a little red doll with a pout on her face
Started giving orders like she owned the place.
She got in one little fight and put a rose ring on me;
She said "You're gonna be my servant now, so bring me some tea."
A few more dolls came and one should've been shot.
Her eyes were different colors and she said "desu" a lot;
If anything I could say that this doll was weird,
But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes to N-Field!"
I turned on the TV about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the girls
"Yo homes, Kun-kun's on!"
I counted my harem; it was going on ten,
With my sis, the neighbor girl, and the dolls of Rozen.
Who wrote that poem i don't know! But whoever it is, he/she is a genius. In case you don't know, it's referencing to the anime Rozen Maiden, and parodying the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" opening theme. Probably the only person who will get this is coicoi. He's the only person i know whos watched Rozen Maiden, and most probably fresh prince. I just posted this here cos i thought it was funny ;_;
Anyway, today i went back to playing godhand. In case you don't know, GOD HAND is THE BEST GAME OF 2006. FFXII sucked. All those GTA games were nothing to write home about. But GOD HAND is the biggest pwnage game i've ever played. The music is awesome, the fighting is stupendous, the cutscenes are orgasmic, my defense is impregnable, and my style is impetuous.
Since i have nothing better to do, i'll post the youtube of the ending credits here. The most BADASS ending credits ever. If it's too much i'll grovel at your feet, i beg for mercy when i feel the heat.
With that i end this short post. I'm just taking a break from God Hand, i just completed the game for the 3rd time in a single day. I'm trying to do some extra missions now, i completed all except area 51, the last one, which is so gay hard. You fight yourself, but much gayer, cos hes much gayer strong, and gayer fast, and gayer unlimited power ups. So gay.
When i defeat him i can view all cutscenes, and it will be the single greatest achievement of my life.
*hero victory pose*
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