TWANG BANG'D

Recently i've been thinking. Why don't i have a cool catch phrase?

I have all the necessary pre-requisites.

1)I have a stupid unique surname
2)I am a stupid unique person

So, seeing as how i spent the last month in a cubicle from 8-5 doing absolutely NOTHING (No, really) i decided to come up with a really good catchphrase.

And the only thing that i could come up with is:

"YOU GONNA GET TWANG BANG'D!"

So basically timing is everything. I gotta wait till, like, i'm challenging some dude to some ultimate badass showdown. And then i will have some lead up to the phrase, a mini-speech to get people pumped and riled up.

Picture this. You just got challenged to some ultimate badass showdown and you show up (haha, see what i did there.) Anyway you go like "I HOPE YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR LUNCH HOLMES (in this scenario, you are latino/latina.) And then i come 'round, like i'm yo muthafuckin' crack daddy in your pimp house, and i'm like "WELL I'M YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' CRACK DADDY IN YO PIMP HOUSE (BITCH)." And then my friends will be like "OH SHIT HES TOTALLY FO REALS" and "OOH BOY HE JUST POPPED YO COLLAH" and then i will be like

"YOU GON' GET TWANG BANG'D!"

Only two problems. I have never challenged anyone to an ultimate badass showdown, and i don't have any friends.

Never hurts to have it ready for a rainy day anyways.