Things that embarass me

Some people think i am devoid of the emotion known as "embarassment". This is not far from the truth. For example, i have no qualms over doing the following:

When at KFC and there are no seats available, i usually go to a table where people look like they are done but are still chatting. I then point and shout over at my friends something like "HEY I FOUND SEAT LIAO THESE PEOPLE LIKE FINISHING LIAO WAIT AWHILE CAN LIAO" and then i'll stand over them.


Me watching Doraemon at the Kids Theater during my lunch break at Meidi-ya supermarket, Liang Court.


There are more, of course. Its a long list. If i wrote the list on toilet paper, it would be enough toilet paper to satisfy your ass wiping needs for the next 3 years. 6 years, if you use both sides. 12 if you split the toilet paper into 2 plys. And i'm sure you guys would do that, you sickos.

Anyway, today i'm going to tell you about the things that DO embarass me. Its a very short list. If you did the same as above, writing on the toilet paper, you would have like 1 corner of toilet paper. This would lead to your house smelling like the stables Hercules had to clean during his 10 trials.

1)Up till the age of 20, i spelt 'guarantee' as 'gurantee'. I was corrected in my spelling by a 8 year-old.

2)THATS ALL SHE WROTE