Today i want to tell you the truth behind the re-read value of my blog.
I seem to have alot of regular readers, which keeps me going.
If you are one of the regular readers, you may be wondering why you just can't stay away from my blog.
You think it's because i'm funny, and i open each post with a hilarious, mostly post-unrelated picture, that i address issues that "kids these days" can identify with.
Or maybe that you are obligated to read my blog, because you are my friend.
YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! +1 more WRONG for being WRONG 4 times in a row!
The truth is i put subliminal messages in all my posts. That's right, you think you are laughing at my jokes, but you aren't! You think you are bookmarking my site, you aren't! HAHAHA FOOLS I HAVE YOU COMPLETELY IN MY GRASP!
If you still don't believe me, here is some evidence!
extract of my blog, 100%
extract of my blog, 1600%
extract of my blog, 200000%If you still don't believe me, try not visiting my blog for two weeks!
Of course, you will probably spontaneously combust.
But hey, i'm no scientist.
Just a psycho subliminal message user who will someday use this blog to conquer the world.
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