
DUM-DUM-DUMBASSES!!!
They are real yano, dumbasses.
The scariest thing is, it's very rare to distinguish them from regular people.
Until they crawl up your butt, latch onto your brain, and make you regret starting a conversation with them.
Anyway, this past week has been a very eventful one. I've been trying out many new interesting things!
1)Eating chips on my bed while watching My HiME on my laptop.
2)Drinking coke on my bed while watching NHK ni Youkoso! on my laptop.
3)Eating Fate/Stay Night on my bed while watching Doritos LOL WUT
Ok, fine. I do more than that. But it's mostly drawing. And i admit i have been neglecting my blog. I'm not bored of it, i'm not gonna stop blogging because i can't afford to keep these feelings bottled up... not... anymore...
There are things i have to say, things that need to be said, and too many feelings to convey.
Anyway I have learnt alot of life lessons from watching NHK ni Youkoso!
HAHAHA, HE GOT CAUGHT.
Anyway yes, let's have a better picture of the characters.
Yeah yeah! Okok now i shall write a short synopsis. Satou Tatsuhiro (Tat-chan) is a Hikikomori (dunno if i spelt that right) which means he is an unemployed, uneducated loser who is afraid to leave his house. He has been living as a Hikikomori for 3 years when suddenly the super duper cute Nakahara Misaki comes to rescue him from his Hikikomori lifestyle. The show addresses the dark side of japanese urban cultures, like group suicides, otaku-ness, galges, online games, Multi-Level Marketing scams etc. If you have no idea what the above terms mean come ask me on msn or go watch the show yourself!
Anyway, those aren't the lessons! The most important lesson hit me when i was lying down, facing the ceiling and unable to stand because i hadn't gotten out of bed for more than 10 hours.
Satou kun is a failure at life! The hugest, biggest possible loser! A hikikomori who makes erotic games, smokes, takes pedo pictures, tries to commit suicide, gets addicted to online games etc. HE FAILS SO HARD AT LIFE i slap my forehead everytime he fails further. And yet he has a cute girl to help him every step of the way!
So i realised what i've been doing wrong all along.
I've been trying to be good, to appear nice, friendly, and funny.
BUT NO! GIRLS DON'T GO FOR THAT! If they did, i would have a girlfriend!
Girls want dysfunctional! They want LOSERS!
So this is my plan.
I'm gonna fail hard at life. I am fail even harder than Satou kun. And then my Nakahara Misaki will come. I know i can do it. I'm failing pretty hard as it is nowadays. I'm already partially a Hikikomori. I can do this. I have the drive. The willpower.
~ ~ ハ,,,ハ
(,,・ω・)
~ 。(_ ゚T゚
. ゚ ゚̄
HA HA HA ITS A CAT ON A SCOOTER.
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