Thursday, August 03, 2006

Faggin' up da streets

If i had a game named after me, that would be the title.

OKAY WAIT HOLD IT. I read in the straits times lifestyle section last sunday that bloggers are all self-centered.

Whoever wrote it is writing in a publick (who wants a taste) newspaper.

And she doesn't want her opinion heard, no siree.

Which definitely means that shes not self-centered, no sir!

And it's a good thing she's not, cos it'll make her a stinky hypocrite.

Well i'm here to prove her wrong! I'm not all that i care about! Even though i am awesome, sweet, and super cool.

AW NO STOP IT KUANYI! CONTrOL THE URGES! YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION 'COS YOUR MOM DIDN'T HUG YOU ENOUGH AS A CHILD!


Ok. Let's talk about other people.

Terence.

What a fag he is!

I mean seriously.

I'm not saying he's a pedo, but i mean the guy is 19 and he makes websites titled "bookieshelves" with pictures of little girls.

Hes a horrible fuck excuse for a human being.

[obligatory compliment]But overall he's a nice guy. [/obligatory compliment]

That'll teach ya to tell me to go to hell in your blog!

...wait...

OH MY GOD! THE BITCH WAS RIGHT!

I MADE THIS ALL ABOUT ME AGAIN!

WHY? WHY AM I SO FIXATED ON ME??

It's a disease i tell you.

I should be locked up and kept away from the general publick (no, seriously, who wants a taste)




But do you think i deserve a bit of self indulgence on the day before my bday? :P



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