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I feel super sad. One of my bosses is an uber finger snapper, so i begged him to teach me. Unfortunately, he said "The problem is not your technique. Your thumb is just too long."
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now i can identify with all the people who have been told they would never walk again. You know what this means don't you?
No snapping fingers at girls and getting instant frenching.
No giving "Ghetto attitude" to people, snapping my fingers with my other hand on my hip.
No snapping my fingers at waiters and impressing a girl and getting, well, frenching.
Kidding bout the frenching, not kidding about the ghetto attitude.
I think i can vaguely make out the sound of NO ONE CARING above the sound of me still desperately trying to make my fingers snap.
Anyway, i got to go for the sg idols results show tonight, and to some lameass 'cao zhi bian bian bian' type show on friday. Bummer. So long, carefree social life!
There it is again, that buzzing sound, the sound of NO ONE CARING.
Goodbye
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